To ask you your secret vice?

[Sadit]

Mine is the daily mail.
I'm sorry.
It's free and it's funny.

squitz oh yes, tacky woo decor. Awesome.

Would fill the place with Dream catchers and crystal skulls if I could.

McDonald's

My vices:

Daily mail every morning with my coffee, I just love seeing the shit in there! Love it!

Masturbation every now and again whilst dh is downstairs after I've said I'm not in the mood. I am in the mood but I'm being selfish

Pinterest but the dark side such as morgue pics etc, I don't know why but it fascinates me.

Secret smoking.

Codeine, usually when I'm in I pain but sometimes even when I'm not!

Say Yes to the Dress...

Esme solpadene Max is so much better than just codiene

Oh aye, a tramadol now and again when I don't actually need it

Sometimes I find 4 x 5mg just take the edge off! Especially when the kids are driving me fucking insane pushing their boundaries.

I like the soluble ones, hits the spot!

dihydrocodeine

the odd swig of oramorph

an occasional MST

all the opiates basically, titrated to the exact point where frankly my diaries, I don't give a shit.

My mother has been taking soluble solpadene every morning for at least 25 years and is in total denial about her raging codeine addiction

I'm married to a chef and my often favourite food is fish fingers (Birds Eye battered ones preferably), chunky oven chips and spaghetti hoops. I tend to keep that one quiet.

esme sort of like a modern 'mother's little helper' then?

TurnOver they are the business, only had the "Max" ones though

You can see her visibly sweating if the chemist is shut

Sometimes I buy pork scratchings and eat on way home from work..lots of secret food eating here . Don't smoke or do drugs anymore but fantasize about it. Real Housewives of Cheshire and lots of above .

I do try to ration them, not had any for a few days!

pav yup, a take the edge off, my head hurts from all the arguing kids, little helper! Yummy

pick n' mix. The cheaper and foamier the better Woolworths used to be great for it. Now I hunt for fun gums, who do foamy toothbrushes and lips. But my favourite are fried eggs fun gums...

Taking myself out for expensive afternoon teas completely alone in hotels in London, and sitting like Lady Muck drinking pots of tea and stuffing my face with scones.

Going through DH's old collection of photos/letters from ex girlfriends. It gives me a sort of voyeuristic thrill...

All the real housewives series

Millionaire Matchmaker

Then logging on to the websites that gossip about the real housewives and making bitchy comments.

Wearing trainers on bare feet, in summer and winter. I only wear socks with them when I actually play a sport.

I like those silly eye masks in Claire's Accessories; I'll often wear one while relaxing in the garden. (Everyone knows that the penalty for pranking me is to sit quietly with a silly mask on for half an hour, no one's done it more than once!)

When DH wraps my Christmas or birthday presents, I like to stay in the room with him, with my eyes covered up so I can't see what he's wrapping. We once did this for fun, but now I insist on it every time. I tell him it's because I like to keep him company, but I like to think that it concentrates his mind having me there, and makes him more generous, especially if the mask I'm wearing has big eyes on the outside, as many of them do. I wouldn't dream of peeping, because I don't want to spoil my surprise!

Oh Gawd, too many to mention!

Mumsnet
Diet coke
Daily Mail online
Jeremy Kyle in print form magazines (aka That's Life!, Take A Break et al)

Taking myself out for expensive afternoon teas completely alone in hotels in London, and sitting like Lady Muck drinking pots of tea and stuffing my face with scones.

That sounds an amazing vice, might have to start that one myself! (Without the London bit as too far)

We're a tame lot.
I want a really good vice but I'm a wimp!
Trashy novels with lots of sex.

And I'm a bitch.
I like a good gossip and character assassination.
I don't repeat it (often) but I enjoy listening to it!
But I hate admitting it.