found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

[paulbreadarrrg]

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

I guess it wasn't just the dough that was rising.

odd.

Crumbs!

Now if it had been Mary Berry, you might be entitled to be a bit .

No

What did he say??

I don't really like bread. Can't imagine getting turned on by it. A good lemon drizzle cake OTOH....

A man's got kneads

Well when the knead arises, what does one do?

I bet that was the yeast expected thing you'd find.

I'll get my coat.

Bread Porn?

I bet he had a batch of excuses

Well, he does have lovely hands.

I guess that's just how he rolls.

Was he loading on the sofa?

Were there some really good baps?

Loafing, not loading ffs!

Hmm I'm curious about this programme. I wonder if I can find it on catchup?
OP, If you watch the whole thing from the beginning, there might be somebody else on the program who he was really wanking to. You just happened to catch the Paul Hollywood moment.
He started with somebody else and Paul got the happy ending.

That's not going to put a bun in anybody's oven.

I don't think he'd give a shit who was on TV .. It could have been JK and his plethora of meth teethed guests
If he felt like knocking one out at that time then he was gonna knock one out at the time .... I've been ever so randy myself at certain timesof the day lately and gone off for a little rummage

Check your loaf for holes stifles laughter sorry OP

Excuse me while I piss myself laughing at all these responses

He wasn't to know you were only a scone's throw away!

Well, I hear Paul is known for his spotted dick, maybe that's what he was getting steamed up about while pullin' the puddin'.