found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

[paulbreadarrrg]

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

Much Adough About Nothing?

Thanks travellinglemon I kneaded to know I wasn't missing something. This a good thread. Do you just travel around on here to pick up any lemon based questions? I am very grateful anyway.

Perhaps he was not bready to have sex with you

Everyone likes a bit of crumpet.

I assume it was just on in the background.

If not, just rise above it. The only pun I could think of.

Ha ha, hope its not proving too much

If he were my DP he would be toast.

summer that is definitely going to be my new job. Did you know that sprinkling lemon juice on sliced apples, avocados and bananas will help keep them from oxidizing and turning brown. True lemon fact I just googled

I was trying to post on this thread.

Oi everyone this is serious for the op, it's nothing to loaf about.

If he carries on like that you won't be hearing the 'pita' patter of tiny feet anytime soon OP.

I, not sure what was going on, too much euphemism
was he master baking?

Must have been a technical challenge.

The responses to this are fucking hilarious, nice work MNers!

Not sure I believe this. Can you prove it?

All my good puns were taken.

The bread puns are terrible, people come here for help and post very personal information which they only tell people on a knead to know basis.
Stop making jokes!

Maybe he was making a pound cake

stop buttering the op up

stealth

master baking!!!

Perhaps he wanted tips on how to become a Master Baker?

Some men are leg men, some are breast men...your DH is obviously a fan of nice buns.

If this was my OH, he'd be brown bread by now

xpost!