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found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

249 replies

paulbreadarrrg · 13/05/2015 19:13

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

OP posts:
Catsize · 16/09/2015 22:55

Flours OP. Flowers

Maudofallhopefulness · 16/09/2015 23:12

I bet he'd have preferred a ladies finger.

MerryInthechelseahotel · 16/09/2015 23:13

Discrusting bread thread

definiteissues · 16/09/2015 23:14

Tell him you'd better not catch him a-grain or you're toast

iwasyoungonce · 16/09/2015 23:17

This thread is 4 months old!

fuzzpig · 16/09/2015 23:19

:o

Roseformeplease · 16/09/2015 23:24

Ciabatta believe it.

Hellotherehowareyoudoing · 16/09/2015 23:39

Clutching at cheese straws for positives here but at least you now have a go to dress up option when you want to get him in the mood. Can you do the accent OP?

mrshuggybear · 17/09/2015 08:44

I bet this is like the Monica and Chandler episode on friends where she thinks he likes having a play whilst watching sharks. Turns out he just flicked the channel to a shalt film whilst watching regular porn. No chance he could have quickly put it on? Was it already on your planner or first thing he saw on iplayer?

mrshuggybear · 17/09/2015 08:45

Shark film even.

Whereyourtreasureis · 17/09/2015 08:57

LTB

Loaf the Bastard

Cerseithequeen · 17/09/2015 09:08

Paul Hollywood? Have some taste, Mr...at least be watching the Fabulous Baker Boys!Grin

KinkyAfro · 17/09/2015 09:26

Sits a-wheating for an update

molyholy · 17/09/2015 09:31

Wanking to bread - Make him prove it!

Noname74 · 17/09/2015 10:12

Iced buns anyone ??????

Cerseithequeen · 17/09/2015 10:42

Was thinking the same Moly!Grin

TreadSoftlyOnMyDreams · 17/09/2015 14:29

Is the OP married to Paul Hollywood? I could find the post believable then .....

lacktoastandtolerance · 17/09/2015 15:58

I'll just leave this here

Cerseithequeen · 17/09/2015 16:40
Shock

So, so wrong on so many levels, SoLack...

But oh-so-funny!Grin

lacktoastandtolerance · 17/09/2015 17:20

Wrong on multiple levels...?

Cerseithequeen · 17/09/2015 18:26

Brilliant! Made my fucking night! Shall never watch that garbage in the same light ever again!Grin

NorksAreMessy · 17/09/2015 18:29

OH MY GOOOOOODNESS!
I sort of completely love that

Oysterbabe · 17/09/2015 18:48

I do actually really fancy Paul Hollywood. Blush
It's his eyes.

Cerseithequeen · 18/09/2015 07:39

Got to admit Oyster. His eyes are gorgeous!Blush

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