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found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

249 replies

paulbreadarrrg · 13/05/2015 19:13

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

OP posts:
PseudoBadger · 13/05/2015 19:25

Poor OP - her relationship might be toast!

Fairenuff · 13/05/2015 19:25

At least it wasn't sharks.

Ledkr · 13/05/2015 19:25

Ar least he wasn't watching nanny pats sausage plait Grin

TrulyTurtles · 13/05/2015 19:26

"Paul got the happy ending"
Probably not for the first time.

Catswiththumbs · 13/05/2015 19:27

My ex had more than a crush on Paul...

One of the many reasons he became an ex Hmm

TisILeclerc · 13/05/2015 19:27

I don't blame him in the slightest. PH is my not so secret celeb crush.

Elllimam · 13/05/2015 19:28

Fairenuff GrinGrinGrinGrin indeed GrinGrin

DeckSwabber · 13/05/2015 19:29

I think you should take up baking.

TenerifeSea · 13/05/2015 19:29

I bet he changed the channel. Chandler from Friends and 'shark porn', anyone?

Momagain1 · 13/05/2015 19:30

Done or Shiny have the answer.

Either he just had had the urge with no connection to what he was watching, or it was someone else.

What season was it? My dh thought Ruby was sexy smart, but he studied philosophy too. Hmm

MostAmused · 13/05/2015 19:30

I just came on here to mention the "shark porn" moment!

Tequilashotsfor1 · 13/05/2015 19:30

glo Grin Grin Grin

bearleftmonkeyright · 13/05/2015 19:30

Maybe he was fantasising about your chelsea buns.

ninetynineonehundred · 13/05/2015 19:31

I was going to have a sandwich for dinner!
Not now [vom]

Stealthpolarbear · 13/05/2015 19:31

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Andrewofgg · 13/05/2015 19:31

He has kneads . . .

thelittlebooktroll · 13/05/2015 19:32

LTB

TheFirstOfHerName · 13/05/2015 19:33

I was on the top floor of our house when I realised I had forgotten to put the recycling bin out and could hear the lorry coming up the road, so I asked DS1 (15) to wheel the bin to the end of the drive. Looked out the top floor window to see that he had done what I asked... in a fashion. Good thing we didn't need to get the car in or out.

found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread
Phoenix0x0 · 13/05/2015 19:33

What the cob was he doin?

Grin
TheFirstOfHerName · 13/05/2015 19:34

Hahaha! Wrong thread!

SummerHouse · 13/05/2015 19:34

Look - can someone please link to the lemon drizzel thread. I spent 2 hours in classics and I don't think I found it. Unless it's the one about the mum making cornflake cakes for bake sale. please help

Now onto this... bet he comes out with a load of half baked excuses!

TheTravellingLemon · 13/05/2015 19:36

Summer it is that one I think.

Andrewofgg · 13/05/2015 19:37

TheFirstOfHerName Please provide a link to where you meant to post.

Wadingthroughsoup · 13/05/2015 19:38

Yes Summer, the thread about the woman making cornflake cakes later became the lemon drizzle thread, IIRC.

SuperMumTum · 13/05/2015 19:38

I bet he wasn't expecting you to foccacia him at it.

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