found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

[paulbreadarrrg]

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

I think you're making a whole meal out of this OP

Are you constantly hiding bleached flour baked products too well from him? Maybe he's turned to Paul because he can't come across your milky white buns?

It could be your baking is so poor he watches Paul Hollywood and spends all his money making cakes by him and other cooks? Maybe the sight of Paul's cream horn made him splash out on Ainsley Harriot's chocolate log?

Does he often talk about Mr Hollywood's pastry recipes? I bet Paul's Yum Yum is never far from his lips.

Shouldn't your DH have been at work ? Especially if he is the main breadwinner ....

Thanks for the laugh this evening !

Doesn't mean he was using Paul Hollywood to get off.

Is this the first thyme you knew he was pie-sexual? Butter figure out how you filo 'bout that.

J/K, OP.... We all need to mix in our wet ingredients every now and then. ;)

This entire bread sounds like dough balls

Well, you can't blame him for kneading to dough one. Personally, I think you'd be best leaving him to cream his horn while you go off and do some master baking yourself.

I would choux him the door

Oh Paul the other one OP.

Is he an expert at baking loaves OP? Bet he could knock one out in the time it takes you to pop to the shops.

Just told dh about this thread. He said very quickly 'hasn't the thread gone stale yet?'

at your dh. he's on a roll

It's buttery did it in front of you. I'd hate it if this was scone on behind my back

stealth stop trying to butter him up oh dear

My DH wants to know what bread Paul Hollywood was making. He can get on board with a nice sourdough getting your DH excited

He was probably thinking about your baps, OP.

Wanky goes to Hollywood

Wanky goes to Hollywood

Brilliant!

Wanky goes to Hollywood wins First Prize, great work. Special mention to the buttery pun as I am not sure many people know what they are (Aberdeenshire Dad). Great work

Much a-dough about muffin if you ask me

It's called procrasturbation!

A little insight in here...vagendamagazine.com/2014/03/procrasturbation-or-why-the-fuck-did-i-wank-to-the-news/

Oh dear me, some of these jokes are aPAULing.

Everyone's asking the op rye is she so serious? Did he do the same yeasterday? Remember is loaf that makes the world go round.