found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

[paulbreadarrrg]

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

hope he doesn't get a yeast infection

" I like big buns butts and I cannot lie "

Of course he was. This definitely happened.

I hope your relationship doesn't crumble over this OP.

If you stick with this pervert you'll be a gluten for punishment

Check out these baps

Funniest thread I've ever read on MM

The internet really does have a picture for every occasion.

The Great British Wank Off would make horrifying television.

It doesn't take Sherloaf Holmes to figure out what's going on here.

But at yeast now you know

Did he rise for the occasion?

Wheat a minute, what kind of bread was he making? This may be important.

At least you didn't catch him with a tart.

I'm going to go against the grain here
and say this is totally normal. dh does it all the time.

I'd baguetting out of there if I were you.

ciabatta make sure you phone ahead next time OP

I know it can be a pita, but it's best to get these feelings out in the open. Lest things start going a-rye.

What's normal, having a tug at your french stick, or feeling the knead to prove yourself.

You lot are brilliant!

I hate myself for not being able to think of anything!

I hope he didn't end up with a soggy bottom.

Bearleft, that's the absolute best so far!

Bearleft, that's the absolute best so far!

Thanks, I'm enjoying this thread far too much!

travellinglemon

Excellent lemon based trivia.