found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

[paulbreadarrrg]

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

perhaps paul was making a focaccia
sorry sorry

best brioche it aside for now OP - don't rise to it or be leaven even though he sounds a bit crackers

i'll baguette it wasn't the first time and won't be the last . . .

you guys are on a roll tonight.

MNHQ I cry Classic!

i knew the "ltb" s would start soon
doughn't do anything rash op

It's hard getting the knock back. isn't it.

You just have to rise above.

He clearly wants to have his cake and eat it.

But did he crumb?

He could get a nasty yeast infection.

He's lucky his Naan didn't walk in and catch him at it.

I bet the op couldn't believe her mince pies.

If he now buys you jewellery or flours . . . well that proves it.

Doughnut worry about it OP

Crumbs

Crumbs.

Was he palming his dough balls at the same time?

Aw, someone beat me to mine... I was worried the next person to sit on the sofa would get a soggy bottom.

Did the rise fall though when you walked in?

Even though wanking to Paul Hollywood on telly is an acquired taste, at least you didn't catch him flicking Delia's tome, that would be unforgivable.

And what did he do with the icing afterwards?

Ltb. Leaven the bastard.

Ah OP don't let this lot rise you. They all think they are so rye making a loaf of your situation.
Don't baguetting yourself in a knot about it.
You should sit down with your partner and ask him what made him want to do something so a-Paul-ing!

On second thoughts this takes the biscuit, don't let him get away with some half-baked excuse.

I call crusty tROLL.

I hope you gave him a pizza your mind ...

Bahahaha!
Punny mumsnetters.

OP-Definitely a shark porn situation.