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found dh wanking to Paul Hollywood making bread

249 replies

paulbreadarrrg · 13/05/2015 19:13

Nc. I came home earlier than expected today, when I walked in the lounge dh was having a play which is fine I'm no prude, but Paul Hollywood was on the TV talking about bread. It wasn't even live TV, watching it on demand.

Anyone else think this is odd? I haven't said anything to him yet.

OP posts:
dominogocatgo · 13/05/2015 21:03

Where was his phone ?

Andrewofgg · 13/05/2015 21:03

This is barley credible.

ProcessYellowC · 13/05/2015 21:06

I hope there's no crust left on your sofa...

Aermingers · 13/05/2015 21:08

At least it wasn't Mary Berry. Paul is the yeast of your worries. I'm sure he didn't mean any harm. He probably just felt like he kneaded a wank.

Valsoldknickers · 13/05/2015 21:08

Is the OP talking through her swiss roll or was her DH really squirting his batter?

(Sorry, I am not this rude in RLGrin)

For you OP Cake

emms1981 · 13/05/2015 21:13

shared on facebook

Pointlessfan · 13/05/2015 21:17

Did you manage to grab a pizza the action?

PrincessOrElsa · 13/05/2015 21:17

Sounds like he's got some buttering up to do or he's toast.

SaucyJack · 13/05/2015 21:23

Anyway that's enough of your husband's filth.

I want to know about the rest of the programme. What did PH do after the cameraman had finished shooting his loaf? Did the produce eventually go crusty?

And how long was his baton?

pnutter · 13/05/2015 21:30

Its ok op, perhaps he was taking part inThe Great British Wank Off? To be fair I'd be scone before he made a grab for my muffin.

PrincessOrElsa · 13/05/2015 21:32

He's no choux-in for husband of the year, that's for sure.

acatcalledjohn · 13/05/2015 21:33

I wonder if he's scone and apologised to the OP yet, maybe buy her some flours to make up for his lame behaviour.

nooyearnooname · 13/05/2015 21:39

Perhaps Paul was demonstrating how to make a sausage roll.....?

MooseBeTimeForSpring · 13/05/2015 21:41

Great British Wank Off? You'll excuse me if I don't join in the taste test.

Wanking off to the goat eyed flour botherer. No. Just no.

donemekmelarf · 13/05/2015 21:46

I feel that the fact he was watching it on demand, not live tv, is significant somehow.
But how? Confused

SuffolkNWhat · 13/05/2015 21:48

It all sounds rather poppy seedy.

leccybill · 13/05/2015 21:48

Big lols at the puns, nice work.

DontWorryBeHappyNow · 13/05/2015 21:51

Maybe he just fancies bread sticks as well as baps - some 50/50 maybe? Best of Both?

StupidBloodyKindle · 13/05/2015 21:59

Because Paul is silver fox (s)totty. He's a gorgeous chap(ati) with a pistolet in his pocket just pleased to see me
Who wouldn't go barmy wanting to grab his bannocks and recreate barmbrack mountain? Do not leave the bastone for having a dosa on the couch at least it wasn't wanking in bublik or with a hoecake.

PlumpingThePartTimeMother · 13/05/2015 22:04

Your DH must have looked a right doughnut.

Sidge · 13/05/2015 22:10

At least he was having a wank and didn't knead a poo.

I doughn't believe you. Can you prove it?

Sallystyle · 13/05/2015 22:18

Well at least he wasn't making a pesto himself with you.

(Not quite bready)

Did he look glazed when he had finished?

If he is the bread winner I probably wouldn't be too quick to leave him though.

ChristianGreyIsAJackass · 13/05/2015 22:24

No you fucking did not

BifsWif · 13/05/2015 22:59

I am crying at this thread! You are all on a roll tonight, please MNHQ It kneads to go In classics!

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

Aermingers · 13/05/2015 23:08

He must feel embarassed he made such a choux of himself.