Tomato ketchup?
Had lunch at a relatives house today. They gave us bacon sandwiches, but only supplied brown sauce (travesty!). When I politely asked if there was any tomato ketchup, I just got a blank look followed by "well, I suppose we might have some tomato puree in the back of the cupboard".
AIBU to think that bacon sandwiches need tomato ketchup and it's just wrong to not even offer any?