To provide a handy one-word guide to EVERY MN thread

[Haffdonga]

Mumsnet Answers to Everything (for those who don't RTFT)

• Is he having an affair? YES LTB
• Bounty Reps BAD
• Is my MIL toxic? YES - GO NC
• My dog growled LTB
• Fruitshoots BAD
• Breastmilk GOOD
• Rehoming a dog BAD
• Periods? MOONCUP
• Is my SIL toxic? YES –GO NC
• Ham? NAICE
• Co-sleeping GOOD
• Is this a line? YES
• What should I do? LTB
• Child-free weddings? BAD
• Poems asking for wedding money? BAD
• He said I was fat. LTB
• He is fat. LTB
• Wrongly sized bra. BAD
• TXTSPK BD
• Nasty boss? LTB
• OW. BAD
• Kittens GOOD

Please contribute so we can create a cut out n' keep guide.

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Eg "my baby won't sleep"
"Have you tried oven pride? Those overpowering toxic fumes are brilliant to help her gently nod off"

Haribo BAD
WOHM BAD
SAHM BAD
Creepy neighbour 101
Stranger in the street 101
Kids in the street 101
Knock on the door 101

POMBEARS: Sneer
ALDI: good
INEXPLICABLE NOISE: woo

"Shot I think someone is trying to break in through the kitchen window"
"Hit them hard over the head with a bottle of oven pride- that will do the trick"

frozen mash - BAD
Frozen baked potatoes - Bad
Frozen - Good

I broke my oven pride virginity this morning. I was very disappointed i couldn't shove the door glass and hob thingys into the bag

"My oven is filthy"
"Give it a really good scrub with some wire wool you slattern"

Car parking YMMV

Supermarket marital strife: t-rex?
Cowbag friend: wendy
Bread ham bread : hamwich

Parent and child space angst - Entitled

Wash towels every day - good
Wash towels every day - bad

Felt a little off lately ~ POAS

GPs - bad
Midwives - bad
Obstetricians - positively evil

Stepchildren: God
Bio children: Unimportant
Christmas: Bad
Birthdays: Unimportant
Reading with your children in public: BAD
Hair removal: UNFEMINIST
Telling people not to remove their hair: CONTROLLING

MIL - bad
SIL- Bad

Step children - bad
Mother of step children - evil controlling troll bastard

AIBU?: YES
My cleaner/nanny/cm is leaving: FIRSTWORLDPROBLEM
Skin nightmare: CAROLINEHIRONS.COM
Breastfeeding nightmare: LANSINOH
What's so wrong with the Daily Mail, anyway?: EVERYTHING

Should I park here - NO

Are they allowed to park there - YES IT'S A PUBLIC ROAD

Answer to discourse from any annoying idiot is:
'did you mean to be so rude?'

Hospital births: DISASTER
Video games: Evil
Receptionists: Bitches
Holding knife and fork differently: HEATHENRY!

Roast chicken - feeds 26

Toilets - for decorative purposes only

Toilet brushes? MINGING
Ladygarden topiary? OPPRESSIVE
Make a chicken feed 4 all week? MANDATORY
CAPITALS? INFRA DIG
Latin? EXCLUDING
Drunk? OUTSIDE
Thread veering? INEVITABLE

Toilet brushes - BURN IN HELL!!!