To provide a handy one-word guide to EVERY MN thread

[Haffdonga]

Mumsnet Answers to Everything (for those who don't RTFT)

• Is he having an affair? YES LTB
• Bounty Reps BAD
• Is my MIL toxic? YES - GO NC
• My dog growled LTB
• Fruitshoots BAD
• Breastmilk GOOD
• Rehoming a dog BAD
• Periods? MOONCUP
• Is my SIL toxic? YES –GO NC
• Ham? NAICE
• Co-sleeping GOOD
• Is this a line? YES
• What should I do? LTB
• Child-free weddings? BAD
• Poems asking for wedding money? BAD
• He said I was fat. LTB
• He is fat. LTB
• Wrongly sized bra. BAD
• TXTSPK BD
• Nasty boss? LTB
• OW. BAD
• Kittens GOOD

Please contribute so we can create a cut out n' keep guide.

I don't want visitors at the hospital after the baby arrives: WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE GRANDPARENTS

I'm having my family visit at the hospital after the baby arrives: WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE OTHER NEW MUMS

WIBU to take my kids out of school for a holiday? YES FOLLOW THE RULES

AIBU to be upset that I didn't take my kids out of school for a holiday? YES RULES ARE FOR LOOOOSERS

Teacher said my child is a bully - EVIL TEACHER
My child is being bullied and the teacher won't do anything - EVIL TEACHER.

Actually, I really am a hairy-handed trucker: ARRGGHH! RECURSIVE HEAD IMPLOSION!

Extended rear facing car seats: GOOD
Forward facing car seats: BAD

Lol'd at boys in dresses

M&S Per Una- fashion crime
Decorative sticks in house - tacky
Laminate flooring - tacky
Big silver letters spelling HOME etc on mantlepiece - tacky