To provide a handy one-word guide to EVERY MN thread

[Haffdonga]

Mumsnet Answers to Everything (for those who don't RTFT)

• Is he having an affair? YES LTB
• Bounty Reps BAD
• Is my MIL toxic? YES - GO NC
• My dog growled LTB
• Fruitshoots BAD
• Breastmilk GOOD
• Rehoming a dog BAD
• Periods? MOONCUP
• Is my SIL toxic? YES –GO NC
• Ham? NAICE
• Co-sleeping GOOD
• Is this a line? YES
• What should I do? LTB
• Child-free weddings? BAD
• Poems asking for wedding money? BAD
• He said I was fat. LTB
• He is fat. LTB
• Wrongly sized bra. BAD
• TXTSPK BD
• Nasty boss? LTB
• OW. BAD
• Kittens GOOD

Please contribute so we can create a cut out n' keep guide.

[Darquesse]

Cakes? Rice crispy good
Cakes? Lemon drizzle bad

Leather sofa, naff

Eating a grape in the supermarket. Stealing.

Yoni Massage? Hull

[Valpollicella]

Washing - PEG IT OUTSIDE THONK OF THE ENVIRONMENT

Washing - SHOVE IT IN THE TUMBLE CRISPY TOWELS ARE THE DEVIL'S SANDPAPER

[OscarWinningActress]

Prime Minister of Malaysia-BAD.
Martial Arts-GOOD.

[hoobypickypicky]

Yes, buy a steam mop.
Yes, pick it up and don't leave the bag hanging from a tree.
Yes, feed her wherever you need to unless in a pool.
YABU, he may have SN.

Done and dusted. Nuff said.

[SlightlyNerdyPianist]

MacDonalds: EVIL CHILD KILLERS

[mytitiferssungtheirsong]

New poster 'naice ham, pom bears, penis beaker' - good
All other new posters: Trolls
Taking kids out of school during term time - BAD
Private schools - BAD
Homeschooling - VERY BAD

[katese11]

"I know you'll all agree with me": YABU

[Heels99]

Grown ups who read kids books - CHALET SCHOOL
PTA - PITA

[SistersOfPercy]

Marshmallows BAD
Babyccino BAD

[SlightlyNerdyPianist]

Oh, I thought private schools were GOOD?
And State schools only GOOD if grammar or single sex?
Did I have MN wrong there?

[WildThong]

Tunics - MUMSY
Leggings/Jeggings/Comfy shoes - MUMSY
Me MUMSY

[jaynebxl]

And how can babyccino be bad? hangs head in shame

[Staryyeyedsurprise]

Ha ha this is fucking hilarious. I'm too pissed to contribute anything witty though.

[MyFairyKing]

Being poor - BAD
Being rich - BAD

[Heels99]

Too pissed to contribute- Bad

[PhaedraIsMyName]

Landlords-EVIL
Boys in Dresses -GOOD

[ElephantsNeverForgive]

Lemon Drizzel Cake - Good!

• Bad

[SlightlyNerdyPianist]

Nicely caught, Heels

[MileEndRoad]

Free time? EQUAL
Stress? SPA DAY
Limb fallen off? SPORN

[coffeeinbed]

Dogs - Satan's pets.

Private schools- don't even go there.

[Bruins]

Fathers babysitting NO
DH's helping with housework NO

[Staryyeyedsurprise]

Heels99
Too pissed to contribute- Bad

Oh shit yes! What if my normally healthy children need rushing to hospital RIGHT NOW?

[MileEndRoad]

Troll? Comment on interesting nature of first post REPORT

[Somewhereinthecountry]

Local Comp BAD
Grammar school GOOD
Jayden CHAV
Arthur MIDDLE CLASS
RG uni EXCELLENT
Other unis CRAP

[MoominKoalaAndMiniMoom]

Girls in pink: BAD
Boys in pink: GOOD
Girls in blue: BEST
Boys in blue: FINE

Gender disappointment: EVIL
Got any problem at all? THROW MONEY AT IT
Too poor to throw money at it? FIRST WORLD PROBLEM