To provide a handy one-word guide to EVERY MN thread

[Haffdonga]

Mumsnet Answers to Everything (for those who don't RTFT)

• Is he having an affair? YES LTB
• Bounty Reps BAD
• Is my MIL toxic? YES - GO NC
• My dog growled LTB
• Fruitshoots BAD
• Breastmilk GOOD
• Rehoming a dog BAD
• Periods? MOONCUP
• Is my SIL toxic? YES –GO NC
• Ham? NAICE
• Co-sleeping GOOD
• Is this a line? YES
• What should I do? LTB
• Child-free weddings? BAD
• Poems asking for wedding money? BAD
• He said I was fat. LTB
• He is fat. LTB
• Wrongly sized bra. BAD
• TXTSPK BD
• Nasty boss? LTB
• OW. BAD
• Kittens GOOD

Please contribute so we can create a cut out n' keep guide.

Cakes? Rice crispy good
Cakes? Lemon drizzle bad

Leather sofa, naff

Eating a grape in the supermarket. Stealing.

Yoni Massage? Hull

Washing - PEG IT OUTSIDE THONK OF THE ENVIRONMENT

Washing - SHOVE IT IN THE TUMBLE CRISPY TOWELS ARE THE DEVIL'S SANDPAPER

Prime Minister of Malaysia-BAD.
Martial Arts-GOOD.

Yes, buy a steam mop.
Yes, pick it up and don't leave the bag hanging from a tree.
Yes, feed her wherever you need to unless in a pool.
YABU, he may have SN.

Done and dusted. Nuff said.

MacDonalds: EVIL CHILD KILLERS

New poster 'naice ham, pom bears, penis beaker' - good
All other new posters: Trolls
Taking kids out of school during term time - BAD
Private schools - BAD
Homeschooling - VERY BAD

"I know you'll all agree with me": YABU

Grown ups who read kids books - CHALET SCHOOL
PTA - PITA

Marshmallows BAD
Babyccino BAD

Oh, I thought private schools were GOOD?
And State schools only GOOD if grammar or single sex?
Did I have MN wrong there?

Tunics - MUMSY
Leggings/Jeggings/Comfy shoes - MUMSY
Me MUMSY

And how can babyccino be bad? hangs head in shame

Ha ha this is fucking hilarious. I'm too pissed to contribute anything witty though.

Being poor - BAD
Being rich - BAD

Too pissed to contribute- Bad

Landlords-EVIL
Boys in Dresses -GOOD

Lemon Drizzel Cake - Good!

• Bad

Nicely caught, Heels

Free time? EQUAL
Stress? SPA DAY
Limb fallen off? SPORN

Dogs - Satan's pets.

Private schools- don't even go there.

Fathers babysitting NO
DH's helping with housework NO

Heels99
Too pissed to contribute- Bad

Oh shit yes! What if my normally healthy children need rushing to hospital RIGHT NOW?

Troll? Comment on interesting nature of first post REPORT

Local Comp BAD
Grammar school GOOD
Jayden CHAV
Arthur MIDDLE CLASS
RG uni EXCELLENT
Other unis CRAP

Girls in pink: BAD
Boys in pink: GOOD
Girls in blue: BEST
Boys in blue: FINE

Gender disappointment: EVIL
Got any problem at all? THROW MONEY AT IT
Too poor to throw money at it? FIRST WORLD PROBLEM