To provide a handy one-word guide to EVERY MN thread

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Mumsnet Answers to Everything (for those who don't RTFT)

• Is he having an affair? YES LTB
• Bounty Reps BAD
• Is my MIL toxic? YES - GO NC
• My dog growled LTB
• Fruitshoots BAD
• Breastmilk GOOD
• Rehoming a dog BAD
• Periods? MOONCUP
• Is my SIL toxic? YES –GO NC
• Ham? NAICE
• Co-sleeping GOOD
• Is this a line? YES
• What should I do? LTB
• Child-free weddings? BAD
• Poems asking for wedding money? BAD
• He said I was fat. LTB
• He is fat. LTB
• Wrongly sized bra. BAD
• TXTSPK BD
• Nasty boss? LTB
• OW. BAD
• Kittens GOOD

Please contribute so we can create a cut out n' keep guide.

Which pushchair/highchair do I need?
Babyjogger City Mini/Ikea Antilop

Oh!

I thought McDonalds was good and approved.

Easy Pudding? Pavlova
Make ahead pudding? Pavlova
Alternative to Xmas pudding? Pavlova
Pudding to feed a crowd? Pavlova
Gluten-free pudding? Pavlova

Smoking VILE

I disagree with you: GOADY FUCKER

Teenage girls: VILE, dial 999 on her

Suppurating boil - KLAXON/PICS

4k for a holiday - entitled
4k for a holiday - lucky

AIBU to be really surprised because I was wheeling the Bugaboo past our brand new Audi and as a result accidentally scratched the car with my priceless one off engagement ring, but instead of being angry with me, DH just said not to worry and bought me a new car instead? - stealth boast

MN: GORN TO DOGS

Joint accounts: bad (if you're the higher earner)
Joint accounts: good (if you're the lower earner)

yeah I know it's a crap one but I'm pissed & trying my best

Haven't quite finished RTFT but am crying at Val's "THONK OF THE ENVIRONMENT"

Any parenting decision that someone else disagrees with = lazy parenting

Mn answer to everything:call the police
Ah yes,the polis will leap in van,tottle round to hear your indignation that neighbour hung her undies on line,where your husband may say them

Solution to EVERY problem- wine

AIBU to wonder why nowhere sells stylish size 18 clothes?
Yes you fat NHS draining bastard.

Men addressing MNers as Ladies--- Sexist Pig

Women addressing MNers as Ladies--- Who Cares

Men addressing MNers as Girls--- Bring Back Capital Punishment

Women addressing MNers as Girls--- Girly Giggles

parking, in general: BAD
Tv licences: DONT PAY
Parking tickets: NO NEED TO PAY

AIBU to wonder why being size 6 is frowned on?
yes (you fat shaming cow)

Solution to EVERY problem- wine

Any food other than humours and quinoa - BAD

Lazy husband/partner? SPA DAY

Wow three pages and no mention of Facebook?

Its evil btw.

Girls liking dresses - you fail as a human

Boys liking dresses - Nobel prize in parenting

SAHM - you fail as a human

WOHM - your children will need therapy from the day orphanage days

Own a 4x4 - you fail as a human

Call your child another other than Cressida and Oscar - you're a big dirty chav

Child is acting up - child may have SN

Park in a parent parking space - you're entitled and fail as a human

Daily Mail - EVIL BUT HERE CLICK THIS LINK

Catastrophic life events:mn advice get highlights
Whats fir dinner?: mn ooh canapés, grilled venison,sauté veg.and teriyaki chicken for kids
Competitive poverty:skint?we make 23 risotto,soup,sandwiches from one chicken
New bag needed i have@£200:how the hell can you spend more than 75p you avaricious cow