Steak and blowjob day

[TwittyMcTwitterson]

For those who don't know, this is the male alternative to valentines day which is all about women.

I think it's just a fun day. To be offended or perturbed is just that person being a bit too serious.

I'm a tad nervous of peoples opinions when I buy a big steak and some strawberry flavoured durex play tomorrow.

Just wondering what peoples opinions are to this? I've had reactions varying from a giggle to wtf is that? What a stupid idea.

I expect it was made up by some twatty bloke on FB.

I want fuck off and let me sleep day

Steff, technically is Friday fish day???? Haha!

I (IRL) have bbb days (beer in the bath with a book days). I like scottishmummy's suggestion too.

Bbb days sound like the best thing ever. Nowadays, DD has a sixth sense that sniffs out any form of bath and I simply cannot do it alone

Free meat thread

Hope there's some left!

DeeCee

I am fully prepared to have to give them up once a babylessons is on the scene

They are a tad more fun tightropes. Sometimes we just lie there cuddling and relaxing. Mainly she pours water on my belly and tells me I'm too big

Love the free meat. You're a god send!!!!

GarthsUncle thanks, given tomorrow's 'significance' their probably won't be! Wonder if they know/though about timing of offer?!

Bloody good offer tho, tbh Im gonna see if there's any left..you never know...

Love ice cream more than meat tho! Will order tomorrow. How bloody exciting!!!

Tiffin and titwank day

Cocktails and cunnilingus

I actually heard today though that 14th of April is chick and lick day. But am 99 % sure it's a load of rubbish but us ladies can try :)

Pretty sure DP is more interested on the steak part. Haha. I'm so sexy right now. I've gone all au naturelle and also leaving my hair free from heat like blowdrying and straightening for a month. If we had sex he'd get lost.

Like That guy says (I think general levy) 'jungle is massive'

Actually this is beginning to sound rather good [ponders]

Steff13, i shall tell my DP that if he can quote Pi to ten decimal places he can have his bj.

But seriously, a steak dinner isn't the treat it used to be really is it.

"Self respecting women can participate in oral sex. "

Eve that is so disingenuous.

Just read this:

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

Who says romance is dead...

My DF told me today that tomorrow is the 50th anniversary of his and DM's first date. He's booked a table at her favourite restaurant and she has no idea.

Surely that's way more romantic than Valentine's or anything like it?

Yes empress very romantic. Valentines is forced romance and well steak & bj just isn't romantic at all!

50 years! Congratulations to them

aww great something for the menz

i do worry that some men are not getting enough bj's so thanks for reminding us just in case we forget to treat them

"I'm doing a cauliflower and egg curry Tomorrow. Is that wrong?"

Not the best combination for having nose within a foot or so of arse.

Sorry but in our house (like most other Fridays) it'll be Fish Supper and Mild Nagging Day.

We may have steak tomorrow and OH may be getting a blowjob....buy I like steak and I usually give him a blowjob everyday anyway. Dont need a special occasion for it but its nice to laugh about.

Pisses me off when women get all feminist about it. Its just for fun. And whilst we are going personal I love to give but not so much receiving shock horror. scarcasm

Makes me think of the joke - why do women always smile on their wedding day? Because they know they'll never have to give another blowjob.