Steak and blowjob day

[TwittyMcTwitterson]

For those who don't know, this is the male alternative to valentines day which is all about women.

I think it's just a fun day. To be offended or perturbed is just that person being a bit too serious.

I'm a tad nervous of peoples opinions when I buy a big steak and some strawberry flavoured durex play tomorrow.

Just wondering what peoples opinions are to this? I've had reactions varying from a giggle to wtf is that? What a stupid idea.

As my old dad used to say, "If someone told you to stick your head in the oven would you do it?"

A million idiots out there: "oh yeah, please."

I'm vegetarian and single. Damn it. Must try harder next year.

Really not sure what blowjobs and heads on ovens have in common?

Also, as a self respecting woman, I can spend all day with my head down there if I want to and not feel guilty about any aspect of it.

If blowjobs are 'demeaning' so is sex. Are you Germaine Greer? It's got nothing to do with respect. Some people enjoy it and some people don't.

The glaringly obvious point about sticking your head in the oven is to underline the idea that one needn't feel obliged to do something just because they are told to/ everyone else is doing it.
i.e: don't feel obliges to suck someone's dick just because it's "steak and blowjob" day.

Yes but it is also glaringly obvious that if a person doesn't want to do it, they won't.

I'd do it anyway, it's just an excuse for a bit of fun to liven things up a bit.

You are not an idiot for wanting to have a fun day. It is not conformity. It's simply fun.

Eve why did you feel the need to announce your 'bit of fun' on MN exactly?

Or to cook them a steak

I also feel it is a good thing to have days like this where you make a bit of extra effort. Like date nights.

Because I think it's fun and though a) more people should know about it
b) see if more people do it as in RL I'm finding mixed responses of around 75/25 with mainly people having no clue.

until I see an equivalent ie "chicken and lickin" day then DH had the same chance as normal!!

Really? You don't get the connection?

"Its just an excuse for a bit of fun to liven things up" - poor old you needing excuses to have oral sex. Could you really not have steak and a blow job any other day? Do you have to do it today because you have been told to? Do you find it really risque?

I take the Germaine Greer bit as a compliment as I imagine it was meant.

Also, it's not performing like a seal.

I'm definitely going to cook well buy him steak because me cooking happens as often as blue moons so I'm going to show him I appreciate him and if one thing leads to another then great. It's not like 'right you must have a blowjob right now'

I think if people need a stranger reminding to have fun in their relationship they have bigger problems going on that need sorting out first

reminding someone to give their partner oral sex is just odd, and telling others you are going to the following night is just plain weird

some may not want to and they are their partner are fine with that some may do so everyday and both are happy and not feel the need to share such information

Your op is not consistent with your last post eve
Your description S&BJ day is as a payback for valentines day which apparently some men have decided to label as being for women.
It has an undertone of misogyny and entitlement.
Although I was thinking yesterday that poor old DH might be feeling neglected lately I feel less likely to "perform" in spines to a day dictated like this IYSWIM.
Although, I might get away with it as my idea. I don't think dh knows about s&bj day.

I think any woman who finds this drivel funny is a touch immature - and anybody who actually buys into it must be a little bit dim.

Anything that people resort to using the phrase 'a bit of fun' to defend, is always suspect.

It's a natural law or something.

I find it funny/silly & am in no way immature. Not that Im up for fitting into what others deem as 'mature. Ive been making jokes with my OH about it all week. My choice not to be deadly serious about it, and not care less what anyone thinks. If that means my feminist credentials aren't quite up to scratch or am possibly at lobotomy stage, so be it

Yes 'payback'. But none of it is forced. Neither was valentines day which we don't force or go overboard for.

Aah, entitlement. There's that much loved mumsnet word.

Ok pp, so you see me and others below as immature and a bit dim. Thanks. That's great. Hope your judgey pants aren't too far up your arse

FYI, if we didn't have moments of immaturity we'd all be dull and boring. As for dim? I don't even need to respond to that.

Oh honey, you're a marketeers dream.

Haha. We are celebrating another day today. Pi day

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Ahh, "just a bit of fun" that we'll known dismissive comment for when things aren't actually funny.
I have no feelings at all about anyone who joins in with S&BJ day tbh.
I just find it doesn't appeal to my sense of spontaneity.
I mainly find the assertion that valentines day is "for women" a bit condescending and irritating.

Yes, self respecting women can give blowjobs. No, it's not self-respecting to do it just because some misogynist thought they could make it 'a thing'.

Sorry,lost some text.
Anyway, "only a bit of fun" is the line that's always trotted out when trying to make someone feel like a joyless prude by not liking a (usually sexist) comment, "joke" or activity. Famously used by month python in the sketch with the outrageously behaved friend who was pinching the women's arses etc.

Off grocery shopping
If I buy steak I'm worried dh might get his hopes up.

OP, are you the poster that declared "Men are shit, enough said."?

Because I think if that was my attitude, no man would be gettin nuffin tonight.

This day brings me out in a cold sweat...2y ago I texted a friend "happy steak and a blowjob day, of course in your case it's quorn and a blow job day"

And proceeded to send it to my vegetarian boss