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Steak and blowjob day

267 replies

TwittyMcTwitterson · 13/03/2014 22:10

For those who don't know, this is the male alternative to valentines day which is all about women.

I think it's just a fun day. To be offended or perturbed is just that person being a bit too serious.

I'm a tad nervous of peoples opinions when I buy a big steak and some strawberry flavoured durex play tomorrow. Shock

Just wondering what peoples opinions are to this? I've had reactions varying from a giggle to wtf is that? What a stupid idea.

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Cutitup · 13/03/2014 22:19

Perhaps there will be steaks and a beaker? Just saying?

SinisterBuggyMonth · 13/03/2014 22:20

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gordyslovesheep · 13/03/2014 22:20

Cutitup Grin

Cutitup · 13/03/2014 22:20

Evees Mummy, I think you could find yourself in the Daily Mail tomorrow. I'd tread carefully. BTW, I was joking about the Tuesdays.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 13/03/2014 22:20

On the last thead about this someone mentioned Ribs n Rimjob day Grin

IneedAwittierNickname · 13/03/2014 22:21

Cutitup
Was that comment for me? He's my ex because he was an emotionally abusive twat, nowt to do with our sex life (which he told me was the best he's had)

DietCokeMultipackCan · 13/03/2014 22:23

Well I got hastily-grabbed-at-Tescos wine for Valentine's Day after I commented on the lack of mention. Wondering what the equivalent might be for tomorrow. Burger and a patronising pat? Grin

Jolleigh · 13/03/2014 22:24

Nowt up with a bit of fun Smile

Must people really turn it into a 'do you have no self respect' thread?

CheerfulYank · 13/03/2014 22:25

I just laughed so hard at "chocolate and leave me the fuck alone night" that I hurt myself Blush

Eh, I might go in for part of it. DH doesn't really like steak.

I don't mind giving the occasional beej. But if it were expected or I felt like I HAD to, nah.

Cutitup · 13/03/2014 22:25

Yes, Ineedawittier - it was for you. Joke. I'm sorry about him being an abusive twat. I did not know that when I posted. I was just commenting on how he didn't reciprocate.....oh, never mind. No harm intended. Wink

DietCokeMultipackCan · 13/03/2014 22:26

Chocolate and leave me the fuck alone night. Grin

Love it.

That's tonight.

BrunoBrookesDinedAlone · 13/03/2014 22:27

Why 14th March? What's wrong with Feb 29th, for example?

TwittyMcTwitterson · 13/03/2014 22:27

Ha! Didn't expect so many replies so quickly.

Self respecting women can participate in oral sex.

We don't do much for valentines day. I bought him a big dominos feast. Any excuse for a meal/takeaway. Pretty much the same as tomorrow.

I think valentines day is mainly directed at women because of all the fluffy love stuff. Wink

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gordyslovesheep · 13/03/2014 22:27

Burger and a wank mag Dietcoke

I guess it's like valentines - if you need an actual DAY to show love, eat stake or give your partner a BJ you need to consider the thing aint working

I couldn't be arsed with either - I like giving head but don't need a special day for it - just a man ( can we have national single women no strings sex day please)

GarthsUncle · 13/03/2014 22:27

I did not know about this.

I just bought a load of steak in that free meat offer from ocado.

Wonder if DH is getting ideas? Shock Wink

IneedAwittierNickname · 13/03/2014 22:28

That's ok cutitup. It was me that didn't reciprocate, so I thought it was a dig at me, saying I deserved it or something. Blush

DevlinMaccabee · 13/03/2014 22:29

Feb 29th is a fab idea Smile

fideline · 13/03/2014 22:29

Seriously. Timetable your sex lives yourselves.

What if you have toothache tomorrow or fancy Lobster?

AdoraBell · 13/03/2014 22:29

I'm doing a cauliflower and egg curry Tomorrow. Is that wrong?

And yes, why is Valentine's just about women? Does that mean I shouldn't have bought DH a gift?

TwittyMcTwitterson · 13/03/2014 22:30

Free meat???? How do I get me some???

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JupiterGentlefly · 13/03/2014 22:30

If he brings me a steak I may be a little more forthcoming. .that being said we have no plans to meet up tomorrow...
'how could you play squash with your friends? Its steak and blow job day!'
doesn't have the same ring as valentines. .

TwittyMcTwitterson · 13/03/2014 22:31

Where is chat? I'm new ish here.

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scottishmummy · 13/03/2014 22:31

So you're going to feed him,and blow your dp and you want opinions?
These events are marketing creations,like myth man spend month salary on engagement ring
The Salary wheeze was made up by marketing agency for diamond industry

MistressDeeCee · 13/03/2014 22:32

GarthsUncle Grin you'll be the talk of Ocado now, did you buy over the counter/was shop assistant wearing a knowing smirk...

steff13 · 13/03/2014 22:32

Isn't tomorrow Pi Day? Perhaps if your significant other asks for steak and a BJ, you can counter offer steak and pie...