To think its not normal to be able to suck air into your vagina and then fart it out?

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Dd can do this on demand. Not that I demand she does it but she thinks its hysterical.

And it's not just a little fanjo parp. It's like a trumpet which just keeps going and going. She's trying to play tunes now. Dh thinks she will be able to make a career out of it.

I've told her she'll knacker her pelvic floor.

How old is she?
A friend used to dribble water out of hers after having a bath (she told me, I didn't watch!) - I don't think she turned upside-down or anything - mine never does that!

Try her with ping pongs next!

How old is she?

I hope to god she's not an adult!)

She's 12yo.

I remember a thread on here about MNers who used to inadvertently Hoover some of the bath water up.

I used to be able to do that as a kid - figured it out when i was 11 or 12!

Wow, that's quite a skill

I did have a friend who I used to go to yoga with who would avoid certain poses to avoid unintended air intake. She was late 40s with 2 vaginal births under her belt though and the main reason I always did my pelvic floor exercises

12!

I remember a girl at secondary school doing it and thinking it was hilarious. No one else did. 20 years later she's grown out of it. I have no idea about the state of her pelvic floor.

How old do you have to be to audition for Britain's Got Talent? Watch this space!

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard in MN!

water comes up everyone

Must be a puberty thing it used to happen to me if i lay flat on the floor and either 'cycled' my legs in the air/ splayed my legs like doing the splits i haven't done it in years far too sore and lazy these days

I remember another girl! At guide camp (so about your DD's age?) there was a girl in my tent who could fart on demand. I always assumed it was regular back door farting, but perhaps I was mistaken...?

I am frantically trying to fanny fart here and it's not working.

Can I ask, how on earth did she find out she could do it?

I am proper laughing at this!😂🎷🎺🎵🎤🎶🎶

My cousin can do that.

I remember years ago, when we were about 11 I think, we were sat on her bed when she gripped onto the headboard, pulled her legs over her head and fanny farted the Eastenders theme tune

It was the most disturbing thing I have ever heard/seen!

I suppose it could be improving her pelvic floor as I don't think I have muscles in that area to move up!

Yes, I did wonder what Simon Cowell might make of it.

She can get different notes depending how hard or long she pushes the air out. But she gets enough air to keep going for a couple of minutes!

I did this for fun when I was much younger than 12.

I did have to lift my legs in the air to do it and spent many an hour time trying out different sounds.

I thought all girls had to hone their pussy farting skills.

So long as she doesn't start smoking out of it you'll be fine... because smoking kills y'know.

Yes, legs over the head does seem to be the optimum position for good air intake.

I'll ask her how she found out she could do it. Hang on....

I'll text my cousin to see if she can still do it, she is 30 now so who knows if its an age thing.

Wow! You have a lovely close relationship with your dd.... And, if I may say so, a very apt nickname!

Somebody on here once was worried about farting in tight jeans and the trapped air bubble going up her fanny.

She just text back' saying she'll let me know later when she's home. Do I want to request a song?