To think its not normal to be able to suck air into your vagina and then fart it out?

[VivaLeBeaver]

Dd can do this on demand. Not that I demand she does it but she thinks its hysterical.

And it's not just a little fanjo parp. It's like a trumpet which just keeps going and going. She's trying to play tunes now. Dh thinks she will be able to make a career out of it.

I've told her she'll knacker her pelvic floor.

[AvonCallingBarksdale]

garlicnutty, for me the problem is that it's not the OP's own vagina that she's talking and joking about in which case I'd probably find the thread very funny, cos it is a funny skill to have! but her 12 YO DD, who may or may not have something to say about that in years to come. Same with the jokes - I have a broad dark sense of humour, but, again, not really regarding 12 year old girls. IMO

[Salmotrutta]

What everlong said.

Can't imagine ever having that conversation with my DD at that age (or now)

And certainly not with the amused involvement of her Dad.

[WildlingPrincess]

That's amazing! I wish I had a trick [sad[ I can only do it accidently.

[AnyFucker]

it was the "get her a job in Thailand" comment and the fact this adolescent's vagina was being discussed and ? demonstrations made in front of her father

I am waiting for viva to come back and tell us that there were no actual performances for his benefit, and his comments were about something he hadn't actually witnessed, tbh

[AnyFucker]

yes ! it could be elaborate "let's wind up MN'ers" jape

< hopeful >

[Salmotrutta]

Well, there are wind-ups and there are wind-ups.

I know we're all supposed to be "open" and not repressed nowadays but this is a bridge too far.

[AvonCallingBarksdale]

Nope, still on the sense of humour bypass here!

[Sheshelob]

It has nothing to do with being uncomfortable about a 12 year old being unladylike. As far as I know, we don't inhabit a Jane Austen novel.

It has everything to do with adults sexualising the body of a young woman who doesn't seem to have had a say in the publicising of something private.

Joke about it amongst friends in person, maybe, but with a bunch of strangers? Nope.

[Sheshelob]

X-post.

Wind up, eh?

[RevoltingPeasant]

But TSC it's not her dad in a pub telling his mates It's an anonymous poster on a site where no one will ever meet het DD or even know her name.

People have genitals. They can be funny. I don't see what the difference is between this and a thread about, say, a little boy suddenly deciding to tell everyone about how his willy stands up sometimes. It's a bit cringey but also the kind if thing kids do. And will grow out of.

Except for the Thai comments I don't think this is about sexualising children - the opposite - it's about her using her body to make herself laugh. It's totally innocent, if gross.

[AnyFucker]

People have taken something innocent, and twisted it though, haven't they ?

Including the child's father {{viva will you hurry up and refute that please, I'm dying here...}}

[QOD]

I find it humorous, I also found it humorous when my friends ds kept a cocktail umbrella in his dingle.
Vivas dd is obviously uninhibited and innocent, nowt perry about it, it's just gross!!

It's not like we know who she is

[RevoltingPeasant]

TSC it's more that the daughter shared this happily with her mum. That's massively different to something like masturbating which is clearly private. I think what is uncomfortable for me is you're comparing a sexual activity like wanking to a young girl messing about with her body in a gross-out 12 yo way.

[Sheshelob]

But that's exactly what I'm reacting to - posters making it smutty and horrible. Which is what people do on the internet sometimes.

I like jokes. This was a shit one.

[RevoltingPeasant]

I didn't say you introduced the sex shows and like I said, yeah, that's a bit ick. I was referring only to your comment where you said posters might as well share pics of their DC masturbating. I just don't think it's the same.

Anyway we're obviously not going to agree, so no point going round in circles, eh.

[FairyJen]

I'm with the po crew on this one. I really don't think people should be discussing how a 12 year old could earn her fortune in Thailand!

[Sheshelob]

Second said it better than me.

[AnyFucker]

I tried, I really tried to jolly along with it, because of who the op is. I couldn't manage it though.

The fact is, if I hadn't known the name I would have been "wtaf'ing" allllll over it right from the get-go

[RevoltingPeasant]

Fairy maybe you're right.... I can see what you're all saying.

Think I'm going too far the other way as a friend had a horrible experience very recently where her reception DS was found comparing willies with another boy in his class and SS were called. I've been feeling sick about that all day so possibly over compensating...

Anyhow too late for this moral dilemma shit, off to bed!