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To think its not normal to be able to suck air into your vagina and then fart it out?

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VivaLeBeaver · 24/06/2013 19:29

Dd can do this on demand. Not that I demand she does it but she thinks its hysterical.

And it's not just a little fanjo parp. It's like a trumpet which just keeps going and going. She's trying to play tunes now. Dh thinks she will be able to make a career out of it. Hmm

I've told her she'll knacker her pelvic floor.

HelenMumsnet · 27/06/2013 11:17

Morning. And thanks to those of you who've reported this thread to us.

We hear what some of you are saying about this thread being in bad taste but we don't generally delete on grounds of bad taste. Everyone has such different 'bad taste' thresholds, it's almost impossible to know where to draw the line.

We can see that some folks are saying that the fact that the OP is a well-known user has/will influence our decisions here. And, yes, that's true - to a certain extent.

The fact that the OP's been on Mumsnet for a number of years and has a perfectly normal posting history (ie she's clearly not some weirdy, pervy troll) is very relevant.

We don't think this is favouritism; just common sense.

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