To think its not normal to be able to suck air into your vagina and then fart it out?

[VivaLeBeaver]

Dd can do this on demand. Not that I demand she does it but she thinks its hysterical.

And it's not just a little fanjo parp. It's like a trumpet which just keeps going and going. She's trying to play tunes now. Dh thinks she will be able to make a career out of it.

I've told her she'll knacker her pelvic floor.

[AnyFucker]

I must admit to being a bit surprised about who the Op was too.

[LEMisdisappointed]

Phew - I thought i had suddenly had become prudish in my old age, glad its not just me. Its all a bit off really.

[diddl]

Sounds dangerous to me.

I think that my daughter would have been mortified/worried rather than finding it hysterical.

[AnyFucker]

I have felt uncomfortable since the beginning of the thread, but I get told I am a boring prude on here on a regular basis so I thought it was just me < shrug >

[AvonCallingBarksdale]

In for a penny, in for a pound... I also think DD (who's a lot younger than the OP's DD) would be mortified if I'd been discussing her like this on a public forum. Just feels very strange.

[Sheshelob]

[LEMisdisappointed]

AF you are the last person on here i would describe as either boring or a prude! Scary but never boring

[reelingintheyears]

It's not prudish not to want to read about a 12 year old girl's 'flaps' and clitoris,it's bloody weird to write about them even in a jokey way.

[AnyFucker]

You would be surprised how often that accusation is levelled at me, LEM. Mainly by men who don't like me standing up to their nobbery, but still

[Feminine]

Actually I'm pretty shocked!

op seriously?

Is nothing sacred these days...

[Sheshelob]

I know what you mean, AF.

I LOVE talking about vaginas, but draw the line at "funny" anecdotes about strangers' children's.

[AnyFucker]

Sorry, Viva. I love, love love you normally.

[Sheshelob]

Reeling - I didn't even see those. Gross.

[Feminine]

and...op its time you taught your DD some manners.

When will it stop? especially in mixed company?

It would worry me that she appears to do this all over the place.

As she is 12 I am surprised her modesty hasn't kicked in.

[Sheshelob]

I don't know OP, but it is pretty naive to post a thread like this, especially if she is a regular MNetter.

[AnyFucker]

Viva is kosher normally

[reelingintheyears]

Yup.you're right AF,i was surprised too.

[Salmotrutta]

I thought this was going to be an OP discussing pelvic floor issues post-birth!

I found it uncomfortable reading too.

[Sheshelob]

Just weird then.

[AvonCallingBarksdale]

Join our growing band of po-facers, TheSecondComing! Whole thing is really, really ill-judged

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Ick. I was going to say why has nobody been at the Thailand comment but see TSC has mentioned it.

[garlicnutty]

I'm baffled from the other side. I know my values can be a bit off-kilter sometimes, so I'm asking ... what's so wrong?

The Thai jokes, OK, not so clever though I might have said the same thing.

The story itself ... is it because 12-year-olds aren't supposed to have vaginas? Or to appreciate the versatility of theirs? Or is that OK, but we have to act indifferent? Or is it not "ladylike"?

I assume I have missed the point here, so please enlighten. Thanks.