To think its not normal to be able to suck air into your vagina and then fart it out?

[VivaLeBeaver]

Dd can do this on demand. Not that I demand she does it but she thinks its hysterical.

And it's not just a little fanjo parp. It's like a trumpet which just keeps going and going. She's trying to play tunes now. Dh thinks she will be able to make a career out of it.

I've told her she'll knacker her pelvic floor.

Ok, dd has been giving me a lesson to see if I can do it but I can't.

You lie on your back, legs up towards the ceiling and then part them wide. Dd says you then move the flap near your wee hole up to let the air in and then push the flap down to blow out.

Apparently she was stretching her bad back out when she discovered this.

I do feel like I've got an air bubble stuck in my vagina now after that practice session but I sure cant work out how to push it out.

I used to work with woman who said she could do fanny fountains in the bath I suspect I may have seen her on a related Mumsnet thread or two!

Go for it, Viva!!!

I can. It was the posterior labour that wore it out though.

I've queried the "flap" with dd and she has offered to do it naked so I can see. Bless her, I've turned down her kind offer.

This is my first laugh out loud MN thread, thanks beaver she types whilst frantically cycling her legs in the air

I bet MNers the length of the country are now on their backs trying this.

Nada, zippo, zilch :(

I think I might be glad I have got boys!

NameThatTuna, ask your cousin for the Emmerdale theme tune!

TMI
I so can do this. I wasn't 12 though, post birth. The farts are mahoosive.
I didn't realise I was in a minority. I now have a party trick!! I also don't do it ever in front of people. Will have to start looking for special kind of party!
Also hoover up the bath water.
Bit weird
God, what if I go to the woolly vagina thing in Edinburgh

Woah! Maybe it's like rolling your tongue- some can do it, some cant!

Push down from your stomachs.................go!!!!

DP just asked what Im laughing at so I told him.

He said its happened with me a few times while having drunken sex. He said it tickles

I can honestly say I am not trying this. I can not get my legs in the air or open them wide. I am not in the least bot tempted because I am not trying to explain to my surgeons that I have hurt my back and pelvis by trying to play a tune with my fanny!🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎷🎺🎶🎶🎶🎶

Ok I've requested Emmerdale. I can't believe I'm doing this......

NameThat Tuna that made me snort! OP your daughter sounds a hoot!

Oh, I've definitely fanny-farted during sex! I wonder if this means I have the potential to sound the Reveille, with correct training?

I wonder if I care??

I can do this, have v good pelvic floor, thought it was normal?

It's called a queef!

Stick it in YouTube. I think there's even a tutorial.

I'm surprised mumsnetters don't know this!

I have definitely fanny farted during sex too Garlic whilst in the doggy position and I do get the famous 'post bath whoosh' so maybe with a bit of training and practice I can manage to do it for show.

Dd mentioned queef. I thought she'd made that term up.

Ok, according to Wikipedia queefing on purpose can kill you through an air embolism.