To think its not normal to be able to suck air into your vagina and then fart it out?

[VivaLeBeaver]

Dd can do this on demand. Not that I demand she does it but she thinks its hysterical.

And it's not just a little fanjo parp. It's like a trumpet which just keeps going and going. She's trying to play tunes now. Dh thinks she will be able to make a career out of it.

I've told her she'll knacker her pelvic floor.

omg!!!!! Am I dead? Is MN Heaven? Sometimes I have to do cos it feels like....... kinda like needing a burp. Sort of.......

I think< in the long distant past>, I did have a few now and again, but they were silent ones so could not have been able to play a tune.

I am intrigued with your DD's "flap" - surely she has 2 inner labia ?

I didn't know where my wee hole was until in my 20s, when I searched for it

Puffs or small amounts of air passed into the vaginal cavity during cunnilingus won't cause any known issues, however "forcing" or purposely blowing air at force into the vaginal cavity can cause an air embolism

I slightly suspect this doesn't mean allowing air intake, Viva, but some joker giving you a 'blow job'.

They would be likely to experience a knee-in-the-face job before any risk of embolism ...

omg!!!!! Am I dead? Is MN Heaven?

Of course!

I think dd's "flap" might be her clitoris........though I have no idea how she can raise it up and down.

Her top tip btw is not to try this when you need a wee. . She also told me to try and imagine weeing backwards when I was trying it.

I can

I feel reassured that hopefully she won't get an air embolism then.

I remember being able to do that, at a similar age! Nostalgia

Right, cousin text back. She doesn't know the Emmerdale tune because she doesn't watch it but she can still do Billie Jean by Michael Jackson (I remember that now ) although she said it sounds a bit 'muffled'. She thinks she's too 'baggy' these days.

Waaaaay TMI.....

Oh my! You'e taken me back 20 years to boarding school. Me and a friend used to hold our knees up on our backs (backs of legs on elbows if that makes sense?) and rock on our backs sucking in air #(fully clothed I should add!) and then do fanny farts. If I remember rightly she even did a stick man diagram in my leaving book
I have AMAZING pelvic floor muscles and I think this may actually help strengthen them as it is all muscle control. I wouldn't want to try it now though

Backs of knees on crook of elbow maybe that should read?!

I used to be able to do this. And suck bath water in and squirt it out again. A week of back to back latent labour put paid to all those shenanigans but maybe if I did me blardy exercises I could do it again!

I was going to mention the embolism thing too because I am terrified of them

I hope to God that my DD never learns to do this. And if she does, she can damn well keep it to herself

gosh. I remember doing this as a child. Me and my friend used to do it in front of the families poor live-in groom (who was a bloke and only about 18 at the time) who was really really embarrassed but had to be subjected to this....

I can't do this.

But when I was at college i was in a girl band and we called ourselves Queef.

God I love mumsnet.

When I was at school a girl in our group could do this and used to play tunes on request at sleepovers - Eastenders is clearly a queef classic as she played that one a lot too!!

I cannot do it, sadly, but I do have to avoid 1 yoga pose towards the end of my practice as it inevitably leads to a rather loud one, which in the quiet yoga studio is rather humiliating!

I used to do that as a teenager. I haven't tried for years so have no idea if I still can

Am I the only one who is slightly uncomfortable with this thread? (Killjoy)

I knew a girl at school who did fanny farts. I mentioned this to DH years ago and he remembered this, because when I told him she was living in the same village as us he said "oh that's fanny farts McDonald isn't it?"

No LEM, you arent...

The only person i know who can fanny fart has a fistula and is very embarrassed by it...

(A fistula can be caused by tears in childbirth and they can be between the vagina and bowel for those who don't know; they are repairable but my friend is too embarrassed to get a repair bless her.)