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Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

297 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 30/07/2012 13:06

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

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WilsonFrickett · 30/07/2012 13:08

Marry the mistress, create a vacancy, as my DM would say. Karma's a bitch, as I would say. Oh I'll go and console her the poor pet, as my DH did say last night actually... Hmm

c4rnsi1lk · 30/07/2012 13:08

Anthea has already done her fair share of shitting on her partners to be fair.....

BupcakesandCunting · 30/07/2012 13:09

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeee is Anthea Turner fanciable now? I imagine she'd be all "No, not there Grant! I've just starched that bed runner!" in the boudoir.

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manicbmc · 30/07/2012 13:09

She dumped Bruno Brooks for Peter Powell and then cheated on Powell with Bovey.

No sympathy for her really.

SparklingGoldMedals · 30/07/2012 13:13

Anthea Turner looks younger at 52 than the woman who he had an affair with who is 24. So that's annoying. Angry

onetiredmummy · 30/07/2012 13:13

He is truly hideous looking, what am I missing?!

c4rnsi1lk · 30/07/2012 13:14

Yes she looks so young - how does she do it?

TeamEdward · 30/07/2012 13:16

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SuePurblybilt · 30/07/2012 13:16

So all that perfect houswifing and eating of flakes was for naught?

GetOrfMoiIand · 30/07/2012 13:16

I did laugh at those pictures - that 24 year old looks like Anthea's sister.

I feel sorry for her (sorry bups) - that Grant bloke is VILE.

He is a bounder.

c4rnsi1lk · 30/07/2012 13:17

He doesn't have a massive wallet anyway.

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 30/07/2012 13:17

So she goes out to work overseas keep a roof over their heads and he picks himself up a little treat while she's gone.....

What a smashing pair. Mind you, they could have downsized couldn't they.

I'm more shocked about the fact that she got a job tbh.

glastocat · 30/07/2012 13:17

Have to admit I had a wee snigger belly laugh when I heard this, talk about karma!

GetOrfMoiIand · 30/07/2012 13:18

I remember at the time with OK magazine that she didn't actually sign up for the flake thing, but was completely stitched up by Richard Desmond.

The most cogent thought I have about that wedding is how fucking ORRIBLE was Anthea's wedding dress.

HecateHarshPants · 30/07/2012 13:18

I don't think people who cheat have any right to be upset when it's their turn to get shat on.

I just hope he gets royally crapped on one day. Seems to me he's the only one who's consistently been the pigeon and not the statue.

SparklingGoldMedals · 30/07/2012 13:18

Remember Flakegate

onetiredmummy · 30/07/2012 13:19

teamEdward

I still wouldn't Grin

SuePurblybilt · 30/07/2012 13:21

He is a bounder, innit? He's straight out of the James Hewitt Central Casting of Cads mould.

should have seen it coming, anthea...

Northernlurker · 30/07/2012 13:23

I don't think it's particularly attractive to crow over somebody else's marital breakdown but this is a clear case of what goes around coming around and hitting you slap in the face.

GetOrfMoiIand · 30/07/2012 13:23

I love the word bounder. It sums that smarmy fucker right up.

Look at him. WEAK JAW.

OhDearNigel · 30/07/2012 13:24

Payback's a bitch eh, Anthea.

SuePurblybilt · 30/07/2012 13:25

Weak jaw Grin. Anthea can help with that.

KaFayOLay · 30/07/2012 13:25

What goes around comes around Grin

BupcakesandCunting · 30/07/2012 13:26

Anthea's wedding dress looks like it came from Go Bananas.

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PleaseTakeOffYourJimmyChoos · 30/07/2012 13:26

It just couldn't have happenned to a nicer homewrecker.Smile