Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

Is Anthea morphing into that other daytime telly has-been Linda Barker?

Bovey has weird eyebrows, definitely need a good threading.

Bovey's eyebrows look like magnetic filings stuck to his mahogany little wanker face.

ok on glance at that link let's say they're ALL a bunch of cunts and have done with it

We are atrocious cunts

ok now can someone link to the dm article

I have a pact with myself never to go on the site unless someone links to it

I quite liked Anthea on that celeb BB

she was a sweetie and q funny, iirc

So Della's been at it too?! Their social circle sounds like the last days of the Roman Empire. Disgusting.

Grant has that cringeworthy appearance of a man who thinks that he is good looking, has charm and is popular with ladies of a certain class age.

He is there on the cunt podium with Peter Andre, Alan Titchmarsh and David Dickinson.

there you go, daily mail ahoy

or you could enjoy the Telegraph instead

Anthea on BB was a bit like me.

Constantly cleaning the kitchen worksurfaces.

Voila, Springheeled

LOL at cunt podium!

Who else would be on there and what is the criteria in this case?

• 50s matinee idol B movie looks
• smarm
• greasy
• weak features
• appearances on Living TV/Low rent reality TV
• pictured in magazine like Essex Living with champagne flutes and ugly betanned girls in chignons.
• your aunt nancy thinks they are lovely but you can tell that they are SINISTER

Getorf - needed to applaud your use of the word bounder. Now use the words antimacassar, delicate condition (whisper this obv) and verbena sachet and I will award you your Level 2 Victorian Lady.

I can always tell when GetOrf is poorly - the threads ranting at dreadful daytime TV and celebs-who-are-famous-for-nuffink multiply at a ferocious rate

That cunt Ginoi D'Campo would be on the podium. Thinking he is God's gift to women. I'd rather roger myself with a splintery auld rolling pin, than let him near me with his carbonara wanger.

I haven't had any tramadol yet.

So it may get worse.

I love the word antimacassar.

David Ginola would be up there.

Elderly Cunt Podium:

Ken Barlow
Des O'Connor
Eamonn Holmes

Bovey looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.

carbonara wanger

Genius

Dells 'shat' on her 2nd husband, they're all as bad as each other. But are we really interested in these Z list celebrities!!

Fab Macca Thumbs Aloft McCartney. Does he qualify?