Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

Bovey looks like Cliff Richard's lovechild these days

I've loathed the pair of them ever since they were on celebrity Place In The Sun years ago. They were total smug wankers. Made me want to put my foot through the screen.

Wasn't their place in the sun in Dubai?

That is the kind of hideous place which sums those two up, imo.

Anthea Turner is my least favourite celeb ever. Even before the Bovey business. Soooo, wahahhahhhahhahaaaaahhhaaaahhaaa. In a caring way, obv.

As for Eamonn Holmes, I met him a few weeks ago. He is flesh crawlingly creepy.

I always get Eammon Holmes and Eammon Andrews mixed up.

Which is disconcerting as one of them has been dead for about 20 years.

I imagine Eamonn Andrews's corpse would be less creepy, tbh. To be fair, he (EH) did try to be charming but ewwwww!

I feel sorry for Ruth Langsford.

Langsford and Holmes are both atrocious cunts.

Eamonn with his foot permanently stuck in his fat mouth, thinks he's done well if hegets through an episode of TM without making a sexist remark. Ruth with her factory setting permanently switched to "Stepford" mode. And that fucking awful hair she has. It looks like the hair of a nan who's decided to be done with the bubble perm and go for something a bit more "jazzy".

I imagine they hate each other IRL. I detect no warmth between them. It's more like barely concealewd hatred.

YY to the jazzy. I bet she wears 'jazzy' scarves too, and talks about a nice brooch 'lifting' an outfit.

You can't blame her for hating him though.

Fucking hell Bups, you are proper making me LOL

look at these tools

Jaysus.

'she nodded to her modelling days' - by bending over the bonnet in a white bodycon dress? That's not a nod to modelling, that's a fecking great grimace towards the top shelf.

That'll look nice outside her caravan won't it?

Oh god Ruth Langsford's hair makes me want to weep.
I think I'd rather Natasha Kerplunks do than that horror.

I like ruth but her hair is a real disaster and she loves a floral dress nude shoes combo which is the uniform of the 'groovy' mumsy tv presenter.Top half mother of the bride bottom half shop window dummy feet

what i got get is how can you go bankrupt and owe 50million or something, yet still keep your house?

these rich people seem to know alsorts of sly tricks

What's that book on the floor in the second wedding picture?

And why does her dress have three straps and two neck holes?

And I think they already downsized once, from the house worth £11 million to the house that's only worth £5 million. Perhaps if they divorce they will have to face the hardship of downsizing even further and finding two houses worth only £2.5 million each.

but why do they get to keep a 5 million house if they owe people.

they must have made loads of other people go bust owing that type of money.
doesnt seem right.

I think her first wedding dress was far preferable to the dishrags she wore on her second.

You are right you know, orchid.

It was like when Kerry Katona was "bankrupt" yet week in, week out we'd see her ponceing about Warrington in £200 Fugg boots in a brand new Audi, in those sleb goss' mags what I never buy.

Dh used to marvel at it. In what world does being bankrupt afford you this kind of lifestyle, hmmmm? I remember when mom's friend Little Kevin went bankrupt and he had to do nightshifts at kwik Save.

Tbh I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner, talk about 'what goes around comes around!'

I don't know why they keep the £5 million house either. If I did then I'd probably have one of my own.

These are the things I really have no sympathy for them over, the way they are portrayed to be penniless and she has to work abroad to bail him out and they owe people money or lost people money, perhaps bankrupted other people because of their poor finances, but they still have this big expensive house and lifestyle.

Although I do feel sorry for her a bit because her marriage is possibly ending - and it hasn't yet, they may still reunite and sell the story of how his affair was the making of their relationship - but I'm not condoning the way they got together, just saying they have been together a long time now and it can't be easy to end a marriage like this - even if you were partly responsible for your husbands last marriage ending in exactly the same way.

Can you lot, please, stop being such a bunch of atrocious cunts as I now have mascarra down my face.

My dislike if Anthea Turner was so legendary about a decade ago that my sister bought me AT's autobiography. The only one that came out of that book ok was Peter Powell.

She knows how to fold fitted sheets so that they're a perfect square, though, does Anthea. Which is a talent.