Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

Ok , point taken jimmy

( was only trying to be kind to her , she gets such a roasting )

I still fancy Matt as Anthea, does this mean I'm bisexual?

She IS smug patronising and rude. After she told me my house was a tip (no shit, sherlock) she told me repeatedly to go to weightwatchers (her sister had been going and it was marvellous, apparently), that my house was so small that i should treat storage in the same way as you would if you lived in a caravan, plus that my posh john lewis laundry baskets weree "juvenile".

No comment.

But we have had a rest from Anthea so maybe it's time?

I don't want to see any more of Mel Sykes, Davina, Amanda Holden, Myleene Klass, Tess Daly et al any more.

It's time. Lorraine Kelly can go 'n all.

Where you on her programme kenny?

I watched the perfect housewife series and wanted to punch her lights out

Kenny have I missed something? What was she doing round your house? What happened to her sister-wasn't she on Pet Rescue or something?

I cant understand why her stepdaughters are 'so close' to her and comforting her. I worked out from yesterdays paper that they must have been aged between 4 and 8 when she married Bovey and she was the OW. If l was Delia l would be gutted about that, talk about misguided loyalty. You are always reading on here about stepchildren resenting their stepmothers even when they werent the OW.

I was in series one. I loved my five nanoseconds of fame and got spotted when out! Woop wooop, which wasnt why i did it but she was really bloody rude imo and i am not her biggest fan.

I thought it must be a load of bollocks that she was so horrid as the press are mean about so many famous people but i didnt find her nice, friendly, etc. at all

Kennyp, you are my new fave Mner. Were you in the towel clip?

PLEASE for the love of all that is holy link us to the one you're in. Then you can NC or whatever (HotBrickOfJizz is going spare) but PLEASE. I need to see her tell you off.

When she told me to lose weight she loterally whispered it in my ear and it no make the final edit, gosh i wonder why. Think the juvenile laundry basket-gate comment also slipped through too.

I was 17 stone (so the WW comment valid, but necessary?!?!) and cried most of the time and it was not pretty viewing at allllllllllllllll. Honestly i would cross the road to avoid the old bag am pretty sure she would jumo under a car to avoid me

The stuff that i got off the tv comoany to make my house look remotely normal i ebayed and so made some money out of the debacle, so every cloud, and all that jazz. No links on youtube at all, have looked, but i was a later episode when it had all died down a bit, lthough the episode i was in was pick of the day in the news of the world tv guide. Yes! Pick of the day!! tries to ignore the notw tv guide bit

Dammmit i have always wanted to be a hot brick of jizz too :(

Eamon Holmes used to refer to Anthea Turner as Princess Tippy Toes behind her back.

Christ!

Kenny!

That is horrible that she made you feel so bad, in all seriousness.

WTF are juvenile laundry baskets?

I just watched the Harry Hill clip

half way through I was a frothy anthea HATA

but I made the mistake of watching to the end, where I thought aaaah, she's lovely, and what a sport

now I hate myself

gah

Yes, can we have a link to a pic of a juvenile laundry basket please?

I think she loved it that i was the obese under dog and so she could just make me feel worse about myself than i already did, god bless ms turner!!!!!!! ! Where is the smiley heart love emoticon when you want one. Tskkkkkkk

Lol at your asbo bookshelf!!!!!!! Even though it was 6 years ago it was like it was, ooooh, yesterday (as paul mc cartney sang). She positively revelled in showing me her wedding photos. Flake crumbs on every page. (joke)

Kenny

why did you dooooo it?

Yeah I read anthea and eamon hated each other, didn't she say he had whiffy breath?

To be fair isn't eamonn supposed to be a massive knobber to work with?

lol at flake crumbs

Anyones kids bored this holiday? .

Pair of them were scummy and deserved each other,

I always find it funny when the other woman can't understand why the man she was cheating with then cheats on her

The press are loving it.

Look at this attactive pic they dug up.

here

My juvenile laundry baskets werre a half price extravaganza from john lewis and when she said they sre juvenile i said "they're from john lewis" in a tone that said "i am past caring about your scathing attack on said basket which transportd dirrty knickers from upstairs to down". Her skin is thicker than 72 rhinos so she missed my tone

Did the programme as i wanted to be on telly plus she lived near where i gree up and i didnt have any other reason to go back there. Although there must be nicer ways to get 39 seconds of fame. Pfffffff. 6 years ago now. Moving swiftly on, etc