Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

The media are mean to her because she is false and horrid and mean and its well true. Honest

Plus grant strikes me as the kind of man who would wear eyeliner and tinted moisturiser. He is the epitome of man-baggishness if you ask me.

No doubt anth will be in hello hugging caron keatings husband, they sll went skiing together, l aunching her new start and she'll break herself back into homes as being on the cover of saga (or sags, as i just typed it) and before you know it she'll being playing mary in superstar. Sigh.

Grant Bovey is the James Vereker of the real world.

Oh nonono, she can't play anything in anything. She's only famous for being all perky and clean looking.

Anyway, if she could act or sing a note, she'd've had a stab at it by now. Best stick to folding and having perky hair.

I reckon grant leaving her "made me realise i,ve got a lot of dreams left to do", said anth fromher 7374 million pound gaff. Her and peter andre will hook up and crank reality tv up a notch.

She is queen of flicky hair. I winderif it goes frizzy in humidity. needs to get out more

Oh gawd help us all if her 'lot of dreams left to do' involves being on the tellybox. Let's hope her dreams involve finding a nice man, getting a nice job, moving to a nice house and having a nice life. Quietly, and away from the public eye.

what i cant get over is how shit with money this lot all are - they've squandered millions!

'Fools Rush In' is one of my favourite awful showbiz autobiographies

I keep meaning to track down the Ulrika one from the bargain bin somewhere.

Creasing up at Princess Anne hair and James Vereker or real life.

The folding thing was pretty impressive in a really depressing way and I hate being impressed and depressed at the same time by someone I don't like.

I think I was seduced by the plinky plonk meditation music they were using while she folded it really quickly like some kind of t-shirt ninja and depressed because she's practiced that. A lot.

I still mean to have a go at it Comma.

That's exactly what I thought when inread the paper today. I remember reading about della bovey, was a dirty business.

She does look remarkably young. Maybe she sold her soul to Satan just after selling her wedding to cadburys snowflake?

I watched a Youtube of Anthea folding something and I got hooked into other videos of american women folding towels into animal shapes. I was so fascinated that I accidently 'liked' a folding towel animals group on Facebook. My friends have never let me hear the end of it!

Sparkling - me too!

There are folding towel animal groups on Facebook?

When I went to Florida the maid used to fold teddy bear towels for my DDs. It was great. I cant even do swan napkins.

Re: AT's youthful appearance: "Hmm, how shall I put this?... in an attic somewhere, there's a picture of you getting prettier." ©Family Guy

comma this is the one I 'like'

I knew that there would be a thread about this somewhere. I'm afraid i am part of the "what goes around comes around" brigade!

I have LOLed so much at this thread!

Bups, GetOrf and Sue are my faves, but I had a massive old chortle at Princess Anne's hair!

But that t-shirt folding I have told DH now he is a house husband he needs to get on that.

And by the way, I just let out a teeny tiny squeaky FART at that towel animal thing on FB.

How embarrassing.

This was the first line of the blurb of Fools Rush In "For the last ten years Anthea Turner has probably been the most popular presenter on TV" Who wrote that shit?!

Once a cheat, always a cheat.
What goes around, comes around.
Karma...

I can only think about this in cliches, but I have no sympathy whatsoever for A.T.

How much??

Can she fold fitted sheets into animals though? Cos that would be impressive...