Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

Where is his 'pay back'? Women keep falling for the charmless oaf.

I feel sorry for his children as their dad is only ever in the news because of his ineptitude or adultery.

Can you still buy those snowflake things?

Wedding one and Wedding two Don't like either dress.

I bet Della isrubbing her hands with ill-concealed glee. I know I would be.

Good Lord above. I did an image search for the Go Bananas dress and lookit what I found

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=681&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=wTfeJMzrDVnfoM:&imgrefurl=www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/4348665/Anthea-Turner-does-a-Madonna-in-revealing-photo-shoot.html&docid=yDnsjK3TG2uTDM&imgurl=i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01248/anthea-turner_1248277c.jpg&w=460&h=296&ei=-30WUOnhKcim0QXrxoEo&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=297&vpy=330&dur=4818&hovh=180&hovw=280&tx=86&ty=89&sig=113902974186322993665&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=197&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0,i:98" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">50 shades of anthea

Bloody hell Sue, you could have warned me before I clicked.

I heard that James Hewitt wasn't a reeeeally cad

it was just a news international mahoosive FIB

also I would have left Bruno Brookes for absolutely fucking anybody. He used to drink in our local and was a tight fisted little arsehole

I remember sitting next to him on the train. I stood up to get off and he did the same - surprisingly short - and he tried to edge his way in front of me when I was clearly ahead of him to get off the train. This is CLEAR proof that the man is indeed a cad and a bounder

As I said before. If you fuck a married father, what do you expect? Anthia was ditches for a younger model and used for her dosh, she lost her reputation and career, I hope the 1998 excitement and tears those fucks caused console Anthia now.

WHO theresomething? Which one?

Grant, James or Bruno? Who pushed you

come oooon, mn

this is no good

the focus of this should be what a cunt Bovey is, not how Anthea deserves it

ahem.

Right Bovey is a cad and a bounder of the highest order and Anthea deserved it. There that's better.

Like a swap shop?

Spring-but we all know hes a C.It's just so refreshing to know that for once the silly mare can know how Della felt.

Bovey looks like a Thunderbird

I've always wondered who Anthea fucked off in the Press to get so much bad coverage.

Anthea and Grarnt are both shithouses.

Pair of ne'er-do-wells.

That OW is a ropey old sort though. Grant's pulling power is obviously going down with his bank balance.

I hated Bruno Brooks. I knew at the age of 6 he was a tosser.

NEVER TRUST A SHORT MAN

yes, apparently the shit hit the fan there too

daily mail link mwa hahahaha!

The piggy-eyed interior designer uses too much touche eclat.

Rookie mistake.

We are all terrible, terrible people.

Laughing at other people's misfortunes. good

terrible terrible cunts we are

Apparently her stepchildren (ie Della and Grant's 3 girls) are comforting Anthea.