Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

Just because she was on telly all the time in the 90's it doesn't mean she was popular or well liked.

Look at Christine Whatsit. Nobody likes her but she's got that contract so they are using her regardless even though she has the personality of a dead badger. TV people just think viewers like her but they don't. Anthea was the same. And, I never like to miss an opportunity to say how much I hate Shane Ritchie so I'm throwing him into the mix just because I loathe to odious bones of him.

Although if it's true that Eamonn Holmes did demand that Anthea be sacked or he would resign, I still would have preferred them to call his bluff and let him go. She was the lesser of two evils buy the tiniest of margins.

Oh god Shane Ritchie.

Have you seen how beautiful his wife is? And he cheated on her the saggy be-jowled fucker.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2023346/Shane-Richie-year-affair-young-fan-club-president-Alison-Hall.html

Kennyp after all this talk about her I have been watching my DVD of series 1 today, -sorry- before I am shamed by MN, give me a clue, which episode were you, please and enjoy a on me

sorry

I don't know what is more tragic in that Shane Ritchie article:

1. The fact that someone was dull enough to be president of Shane Ritchie's fan club

1. That Shane Ritchie HAD a fan club

1. Shane Ritchie's wife's top

1. Shane Ritchie.

We need a thread on low-rent lotharios.

Shane Ritchie has cheating bastard written all over his skanky face.

I used to love Pefect Housewife, hope it comes back.

Maybe Anthea and Shane Ritchie will be asked to present This Morning together and then get married.

It could happen!

I am always wondering about happy shiny people like Anthea; sometimes they are happy shiny be cause they are trying to put a front on something

kenny I think I remember who you were on the series, iirc I remember thinking at the time that you looked like you were gritting your teeth the entire time and thought AT came across as being extremely rude and bullying.

She has got her just desserts, as my nan would've said

Bupcakes: We need a thread on low-rent lotharios - I would add Darren Day. He of the multiple fiancées.

kenny- did she smell nice? (weird obsessed with perfume question)

Course she smelled nice - spends far too long in the shower trying to wash away her guilt

I had heard that when she was on celeb big brother it was actually her that was voted out first but she got so upset that Chris Ewbanks went instead as she had a proper meltdown. Not sure how true that is as it was the same one that Vanessa Feltz had her meltdown but she wasn't portrayed as queen of clean and niceness.

Eamon holmes called her Princess Tippytoes

Darren day is surely the king of the low rent lotharios. Look at the lovely ladies he did the dirty on, then ended up sleeping in his car.

shane ritchies wife is very pretty isn't she? like an homage to Amanda Holden.

please can we see a picture of the juvenile laundry baskets?

I hate juvenile laundry baskets. I wish they'd bloody grow up.

I know...hanging out in the bathroom with hoodys in them. I blame the parents.

I like my laundry baskets fully mature, packed to brim with winceyette pyjamas.

I didnt smell her Even when she was whispeering in my ears about the need to go to weightewtchers. Ithink if i had kissed her arse, literally and metaphorically, she might have been nice to me. Lots of other mugs contestants went into gush mode, imo, which is why they had a joyous time and changed their surnames by deed poll to turner (nothing to do with brian or tina i hope)

The juvenile laundry baskets were sold at a car boot sale shortly after. It was the laundry basket insult straw that broke the perfect housewife wannabe's back.

The only thing i,ve kept what they gave me was a lakeland shelf thingy for your tins ... It,s tiered and frankly gorgeous as its stopped me buying too many tins of toms. its the little things in life

I bet she smells of Dettol and bleach.

And lettuce