Anthea Turner BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[BupcakesandCunting]

I will get slayed for this but you've got to laugh.

Anthea and that rotter Bovey shit all over poor Della. Now it's Anthea's turn.

The only good outcome of this would be if Anthea and Della joined forces against Bovey and fucked him over in a manner that would justify a Hollywood film being made about it. Diane Keaton would play Anths, Brenda Blethyn would be Della. Michael Douglas would be Bovey.

I always like Antheas hair

Coco? the hair's the worst bit! nearly

My dislike if Anthea Turner was so legendary about a decade ago that my sister bought me AT's autobiography.

My brother bought me Paris Hilton perfume one year as a joke, after listening to me saying 'if she is so rich why doesn't she fix her gammy eye' one too many times.

Oh no sue. It always sits nice and flicky.

I like a bit if flick

what is it about this man he looks like a thunderbird

well she was just a little too smug

He went bankrupt not her. The house is in her name so they get to keep it.

I hold her responsible for my addiction to seagrass storage baskets. I was quite into the perfect housewife programme for a while.

3rd Anthea thread

Do you think this will get her the sympathy vote and get her back on telly? I mean there's always the karma factor obviously which will lose her a lot of sympathy but maybe , just maybe, people will think "finally! You've noticed he's a twat and can see straight at last"

2/1 says she'll be on Loose Women/This Morning soon.

I fold my towels like Anthea. I only try to like her cos the media picks on her a lot.

I like Peter Powell.

I honestly don't care

I don't tend to celebrate the break up of marriages, especially where children are involved

I can't believe she is not on tv more what with the bouncy hair an all

Yeah I have to say, I can't enjoy anybody's heartbreak.

She helped break a family up, yes, but so did he!

It must be heartbreaking for her and I can't celebrate that, no matter what mistakes people have made.

Has anyone mentioned her exploding early on in her career?

I can't believe people would be so rude as to say she only got a decent career in TV because she threatened to sue the people who made that programme.

Now if she went on Loose Women I'd be hard pressed to pick a Most Hated.
Nope, still be Carole. Then the rest of them

I watched that telly programme when she got blown up LIVE.

Thrilling.

I always though Peter Powell was gay.

I'm intrigued about teamedward knowing the size of his penis.

Was she lighting her own farts there or did her white trainers self combust out of kindness to fashion?

Did Peter Powell remarry?

She has always had smashing hair though, hasn't she? I wish my hair flicked so obediently and uniformly.

Grant Bovey looks like cliff Richard on speed. Scary eyes.

My friends were friends with GB and Della at the time he was shagging Anthea. They were at my friends' wedding at roughly the same time it was all over the tabloids, but just before they split up. Everyone including me was craning their necks to get a look at them.

Perhaps her hair is actually a wig. Or she has a babyliss big hair.

OOOH

It was excrutiating wasn't it. Grant left Della to be with Anthea, then Della went out clubbing with a mini skirt on and said she didn't care. Didn't Max Clifford have something to do with it? Then Grant wet back to Della, and they had a spread in OK and Grant said 'it was all a mistake'. Then 5 minutes later Grant fucked off back to Anthea 'true love' and then they were married a few months later.

Just think what I could have achieved in my life if I used my brain space for more exalted things than celebrity gossip of the 90s.

I have a theory. I shall share it with you all whether you want to know or not. If you keep the same hairstyle all the time, it looks like you never age. Obviously it has to be a half decent hairdo to start with.
Youre welcome.

You are right coco.

Princess Anne has used that trick and she has looked 65 for the last 35 years.

I am PMSL at my own joke now.