to want to punch a dolphin?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Right in his smug face.

Bastards the lot of em. Especially flipper. What a dick.

Anyone else want to join me? Or do you have your own brand of animal hatred? Want to kick a meercat? I'm not gonna stop you...

I hate animals which are unecessarily cruel to other animals. So that's next door's bird-murdering cat and a few examples of homo sapiens

Yeah! Kick that cat! Right up the bum!

Dolphins are arseholes.

But why bring meerkats into this?!

YABU, Punch a dog instead.

Dolphins are sinister though aren't they?! I have always thought that, all that "I help humans and am damn cute and clever" bullshit doesn't wash with me.

I couldn't punch one though because sea creatures scare the hell out of me are living things too.

I'm an equal opportunities animal abuser.

titsalina
Damn straight! The best thing we ever did was dump all those plastic things from beer six packs into the sea. That shut the fuckers up.

Can I give a panda a good kick ?

They are so stupid they won't even have bloody sex with each other , natural selection Iat work I reckon .

Either that or they are evil geniuses who just want to be waited on hand and bloody foot all day and couldn't be arsed to survive out in the big bad jungle .

I have swum with dolphins and seals and I can tell you, seals are the dogs of the sea... fun, cute and thick nice. Dolphins, cats of the sea... aloof show-offs. Punch one if you can catch one want.

You are in excellent company, Daddyman

I never liked that Flipper bastard.

Turkeys are also pretty damn ugly..... (although delicious)

I feel i must say that you give the impression of being a bit of a twit SBD.

I disagree with all the other animals that have been dragged into this. Dolphins are the ones to watch, for the reasons here and here

We need to do something about the snails. Not tred on them because then they make that terrible cracking sound but something...They are fine individually but when they get together. Oh. The Horror.

manatee that's brilliant! Why haven't I seen that before?!?

I don't like Goats. It's the creepy eyes. I propose a mass cull, or animal sacrifices.

I couldn't kick a panda. I find their sexual apathy quite charming.

Pandas. All they have to do is have sex. Even teenagers can figure out how to do that.

mintyy I'm not a twit!

I'm trying to alert people to the huge ocean wankers that are dolphins! Do you know that they fuck in the sea? And them laugh as our children swim it their salty love palace!

Bushbabys, Grrrrr. Polar bears on the other hand are well hard and would have me in a fight are lovely chaps and I would gladly buy them a beer should I ever meet one.

However, just kicking one would do for now

LEAVE THE PANDAS ALONE!! love pandas :) always have.

I'll kick a cat though if I'm allowed, any cat will do I'm not picky me.

Thanks for the links panda, it's important that people are aware of the dolphin threat.

Just to be safe from certain others on MN, you may want to change your nn... Pandas aren't everyone's favourite animal.

Dolphins are awesome, and you are wierd.

Cats, however, are fair game. They should all be kicked and have their tails pulled by small children.