to want to punch a dolphin?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Right in his smug face.

Bastards the lot of em. Especially flipper. What a dick.

Anyone else want to join me? Or do you have your own brand of animal hatred? Want to kick a meercat? I'm not gonna stop you...

Every thread i read of yours i think .. ' who is this nobber? ' and then I move on....

YABU to kick dolphins - they are a bit clever and would probably figure out a way to get their own back.

Pandas however.......

Dear me, they are soooo self absorbed! Went specially to see them at Edinburgh and the rules and regulations they (the Pandas) stipulate are unbelievable.

1. Sssshhh - don't make any loud noises - the Pandas don't like loud noises..
2. Don't rush in to the enclosure (even if you're excited) - the Pandas don't like sudden movements...
3. Don't take flash photographs - the Pandas don't like flash photography...(I have several photos of my feet while I checked my flash was off)

Entitled black and white bears!

Actually they were bloody marvellous and I cried a bit when I saw them as they were just so bloody cuddly and gorgeous

Whales and sea life in general. It's their sperm that makes the sea salty, the dirty wanking bastards!

And dolphins try to shag humans, which is just filthy although might be a tad more interesting than the usual drunken shag on a Saturday night I suppose.....

Slugs. I used to share a house and they would be all over the kitchen in the middle of the night so if I ever came down for a drink I'd be confronted with dozens of them on the fridge, in the sink and on the floor just waiting for me to stand on them with my bare feet.

You could wank a dolphin off and use the salty semen to conquer the slugs couldn't you? Recycling see!

I fear my husband may be a secret panda.

Jammy! I think its allowed, yes, certainly allowed

Everyone knows Pandas are the Emo bears of the animal kingdom.

AliveInPoundland this is for

Cheers for the compliment alice! Don't let the panda hit your arse on the way out!

Well then Alice, why don't you just move on instead of wasting your precious time typing out a reply?

'And dolphins try to shag humans'

What?! Really? Dirty fuckers!
That's the best animal fact i've heard since i found out that all male ducks are rapey and have corkscrew penises

It's not a compliment, obviously.

I find you very irritating.

This is the kind of dog I could go at with my fists

Come on, muttley. Me and you. Mano a doggo. And when I've nailed you, I'm going after that birthday cake dog.

TheRhubarb - and you can shurrup! You're my pal under my usual name. Let me do my insulting under this one please.

dolphin punch

Oh yes, I might have told you that fact about ducks too.

Dolphins have been known to try and get it on with those swimmers who want to touch them. Which is bloody funny when you think of those Dolphin Healing Swims people have. It's a special dolphin healing!

I would like to slap a Koala

They seem a bit wet and pathetic...although I've never met one
They need to get some balls and man up ..(unless they are female)

Why would you come on a thread especially to say that?! Unless you are a complete gaping cunt maw?

As for penguins, lady penguins are the only animal to will trade sexual favours for food and shelter

Am I the only one who thinks of dolphins every time I see a willy?

Alice, you shouldn't change name then should you?

Anyway I don't care who you are, let us have some dolphin punching fun for shags sake!

Oh alice you're being a total downer :(
Go drink a redbull and punch some seagulls.

WTF? Why is this thread even funny? Am sure that if someone posted a thread wanting to punch a child/their spouse etc people would be outraged.

Why is wanting to hurt an intelligent animal something that is amusing?

Rhubarb I'm with you on the slugs - nasty sly little feckers - but I couldn't kick one as I'd be hysterical and hyperventilating if it stuck to my foot

Alice you've namechanged to come on a thread to tell the OP you find them irritating?

Freckled - couldn't agree more.