to want to punch a dolphin?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Right in his smug face.

Bastards the lot of em. Especially flipper. What a dick.

Anyone else want to join me? Or do you have your own brand of animal hatred? Want to kick a meercat? I'm not gonna stop you...

Koalas! You people are cruel. I love the story Sean Lock told on QI about holding a koala to get a photo taken. He said they are just a big blob and it gradually slid down until he realised his finger was up its arse.

How about if I tried 110%?

I am so glad other people agree about dolphins, they are smug little pricks.... no-one in RL understands

Rats. They should all die horrible deaths.

You need to try A MILLION PER CENT like they do on Jezza Kyle.

dolphin hunter

Hilair fred.

I'd punch a panda - useless bastards.

Not only has SBD highlighted the sheer wankery of dolphins but also, how some MNers take themselves far too seriously.

Slugs get in through plugholes and overflows. They can fit through tiny gaps the little bastards.

Mind you, rats dislocate their jaws to fit in narrow spaces....

And did any of you see QI? The parasite that eats fish tongues and then replaces the fish's own tongue without the fish even knowing about it? So it eats what the fish eats.

WARNING this click contains content that some viewers may find offensive fish tongue parasite

ONE BILLION PERCENT!

I want to punch everyone that is being unecessarily cruel to animals.

Form an orderly queue please ladies and gentleman...

Can I spit on a llama? One attacked me when I was a child and I have never forgiven the bastards for it. I include alpacas in this and wouldn't turn my back on a camel either, frankly.

FFS YOU BASTARDS! Enough with the Panda-Hate campaign! [offended emoticon]

THERE'S A PANDA ON ME!

PUNCH IT!

PUNCH IT!

I love Pandas though. Ever since I found out that they do eat meat in the wild and are just pretending to be vegetarians.

Is it still unnecessary cruelty if you eat it after you've punched it in the face?

Is it unnecessary if they are pricks though? really? who makes the rules?

Bouncingferrets.....now they need a poke at least.

I hate pigs. I consider eating them doing them a favour - put them out of their misery of a life I say!

I dont think punching a panda would be worth while. It would be like the episode of SpongeBob where the bully punches him and his hand just goes straight in without doing any damage. They are fat bastards.

Ah covert somebody else who understands the goat things. Freaky little bastards.

I would love to kick a swan right in the beak. Duck murdering gits!

Pandas are useless but very cute and I want a baby one as a pet

There's nothing like juggling chicks to relieve pent up tension

Swans. The long-necked regal fuckers.

Swans are terrifying. I would never mess with a swan!

I got mugged by a swan once. Put them on the punchy list.