to want to punch a dolphin?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Right in his smug face.

Bastards the lot of em. Especially flipper. What a dick.

Anyone else want to join me? Or do you have your own brand of animal hatred? Want to kick a meercat? I'm not gonna stop you...

I couldn't kick a panda. I find their sexual apathy quite charming

I think I may be a panda. Is it possible to change species, like by deed poll or something.

Lemurs are cunts.

Panda - sigh. No. I don't care THAT much. I am currently using this name. Hope that's OK with you?

Anyway, poor taste thread which isn't funny. Unless you've had a frontal lobotomy and then it may be...

Oh there are always spoilsports!

The professionally offended.

I needed some light hearted and silly fun today. Why ruin it? I won't even bother to tell you why this thread is just so not comparable to wanting to punch a tot or spouse. The fact that you can even try to compare just detracts from your intelligence.

I suppose we should all go back to being miserable bastards who daren't make a joke, tongue-in-cheek comment or try a bit of surreal humour in case someone takes bloody offence.

Isn't there some kind of rule against namechanging purposely to instigate a personal attack? Tut tut naughty naughty...

I just don't understand the idea of using multiple identities on an anonymous forum

Read above. There was NO NAME CHANGE to insult you...

Hard of reading?

Leave the dolphins alone! I saw a picture of a teeny tiny one the other day and it was lovely.
The perfect size for a hotdog bap.

For fuck's sake - if you don't like the thread then hide the thread.

It's that simple.

Which animal would make the best handbag?

panda - I don't care

rhubarb - I am not the professionally offended but this thread is shit

< cue a line of people whining ' why post then? >

I am personally grateful to Alice though. She has defelcted attention away from me wanting to go toe-to-toe with dogs.

BLAH

I shan't

@ bups

All forgiven for calling me a cunt

There's no need to shout. That's just plain rude!

Oh and try reading time stamps and assuming that you're not the most important thing in my life. Sorry to hurt your feelings

Has anyone mentioned SLUGS yet?

Who the bloody hell let them onto the ark? That seawater flood would have wiped the lot of them out.

Down with slugs!

NOOOOO not the lemurs Tethers! (Well, not the ringtailed ones anyway)

I'm more of an animal lover than I thought.

Let's get back to drop kicking kittens eh? Some good honest fun.

You couldn't hurt my feelings if you gave it 100%

I did NOT call you a cunt!

Gaping cunt maw thanks.

"panda - I don't care"

About what!?

I was considering starting a thread about which vegetable is most punchable but now I'm too concerned about offending fruitarians :(

I agree magneto slugs are evil. They eat their own!

Tethers , u disagree about the lemurs , I love a lemur . Still think pandas are a bit shit .

Definitely an aubergine, Panda. Looking all shiney and smug. They're like the vegetable Dave Cameron.

Magneto - I mentioned slugs.

loving that Panda! Better not offend the vegetarians!

I'll bet nobody let them in you know, they probably snuck in through the dishwasher. They do that.