to want to punch a dolphin?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Right in his smug face.

Bastards the lot of em. Especially flipper. What a dick.

Anyone else want to join me? Or do you have your own brand of animal hatred? Want to kick a meercat? I'm not gonna stop you...

I got suncreamed by a rather attractive 5'5" bunny once. That was a good day...

My dog is called Max and I luff him. Little bit of useless info there

Ok I snorted at coco's lighter than a carrier bag yorkie and also all of Rhubarbs stories. You defo have animal problems Rhubarb. I especially loved the attempts at road kill!

Heh. Brilliant thread.

I never really thought much about dolphins either way until my friend's daughter, aged about 9, said completely out of the blue
"Mum, I hate dolphins... they're so... up themselves".

Wise kid.

Of course, you might get a dolphin who likes it...

If I decipher one's clicks I might hear it asking me to dress up as a maid and spank it's botty because it's a naughty little fish.

(I know dolphins aren't fish, but I imagine it's a demeaning name in the aquatic mammal community.)

I would punch sloths, freaky, lazy bastards...

except I wouldn't because they scare the shit out of me, the way they creep everywhere and just hang there and have long freaky fingers

they are the devils animals and crawled up from hell. Fact.

Fantastic thread. my fav moment so far is the yorkie. brill.

Dolphins are inherently evil. They exist to make us look stoopid.

Yeah the thing that really pissed me off about dolphins is when people say "their brains are twice the size of a human brain and much more developed"

But they still can't open a can of tuna.

You could punch a sloth and then run walk away though nan

I am laughing so hard at Rhubarb repeatedly driving over the bird, and actually getting out of the car to direct DH over it. Brilliant.

Dolphins though. I would never swim with dolphins. I think they are evil. I would get the one that looked like it was friendly enough but actually it had an identity crisis and really aspired to be an evil fat bastard shark that wanted to kill me. For defo.

I've just found out that orcas (killer whales) are actually a type of dolphin!

This explains why Free Willy fills me with rage. Fuck you shamu!

I just read a shocking news report about the sexual proclivities of penguins..apparently they engage in sodomy, sexual coercion, and out right rape.....dem penguins be NASTY!

I was with you until then, SillyBeardyDaddyman but now you have gone too far. Don't.fuck.with.my.orcas. The wrath will come down on you.

If we're causing abuse to fictional characters, came i add all the wierd little things from waybuloo? Its the way they speak in the 3rd person. They shouldn't be allowed to exist.

LEAVE FREE WILLY THE FUCK ALONE! HE WAS MY CHILDHOOD HERO

I thought better of you silly!

What's with all the orca love all of a sudden? They're just fat dolphins...

Oh, so you want the wrath do you? Step outside now. Mess with my orcas will you?

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.ca/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=681&tbm=isch&tbnid=moARLkqPfiK-AM:&imgrefurl=www.seaking.ca/adopt_a_orca_whale.htm&docid=RjN3VGx64EG8XM&imgurl=www.seaking.ca/images/Ron%252520King%252520-%2525200008.jpg&w=528&h=414&ei=t1LvT-O2HtPNqAGby6j3AQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=600&vpy=181&dur=1641&hovh=199&hovw=254&tx=115&ty=118&sig=115315949491539386692&page=2&tbnh=147&tbnw=214&start=16&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:16,i:131" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This is where I live BTW. Jeaous much?

*jealous. The wrath stole my l

Why would I be jealous? There's no greggs anywhere close!

No, but we have <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.ca/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1366&bih=681&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=Q8K1a7hCuGr3gM:&imgrefurl=en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine&docid=U9Vpg48Wu9MPkM&imgurl=upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/OriginalPoutineLaBanquise.jpg/256px-OriginalPoutineLaBanquise.jpg&w=256&h=192&ei=lFbvT_TqCMqnrQGg4tCOAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=368&sig=115315949491539386692&page=1&tbnh=153&tbnw=204&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:75&tx=93&ty=69" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Poutine

bad orca!

That does look nice... Cheesy chips and gravy! I'm sure they sell that up north (newcastle is a hot contender) here.

I give you the deep fried mars bar A delicacy in the north.

lassie

Yes ivy! And Skippy too. Learn to talk you crappy rodent!