slugs, we have a slug problem in our dining rm, every night without fail they get in under the patio doors somehow, or through the floorboards? i dont know disgusting little fuckers they are, drive me mad, and i am evil and do pour salt on them sometimes!
oh meercats, i used to like them, well i liked what i saw of them on the tv then i saw some real ones at a zoo and was very disappointed in their littleness, and they werent nearly as interesting as they were on the tv, such a let down!
tbh if i could i would just shave all animals, i am allergic to their fur you see, they make me itch and sneeze, cats, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs i cant go the garden centre withotu turnign into an itchy, wheezy irritable thing, even if i dose up on antihistimines, so just get rid of all the furry animals!
i also agree, swans are scary, i was chased by a swan once, never ran so fast in my life!