to want to punch a dolphin?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Right in his smug face.

Bastards the lot of em. Especially flipper. What a dick.

Anyone else want to join me? Or do you have your own brand of animal hatred? Want to kick a meercat? I'm not gonna stop you...

I reckon I could drop kick a kitten quite far actually.

Have gone too far?

Pandas are twats though. They only eat one type of food and don't like sex.
There really not trying to become unendangered are they?
Dolphins look snide to me all that come' swim with us we are great' is masking some terrorist plot

"Pandas are twats though."

:(

has anyone seen the episode of the Simpsons where the dolphins leave the ocean and take over the world, Dr. Evil style? I pissed myself laughing.

I would happily punch a dog. Any dog.

Dolphins are a bit daft but I wouldn't punch one.

I could probably do some damage to a crab as well.

That was a true story. It happened to a friend of mine.

Penguins are smug bastards

there there panda

Imaginary animals are pretty crap too. They don't even exist! Take the Wilbury for instance. 15 foot tall, huge wings, ears like Jeremy Paxman, eats lovely biscuits, but is only ever seen by me. Useless.

Buppy, even Hullygully?

May I introduce you to www.animalsbeingdicks.com?

Panda's are ungrateful twats though. The ones in captivity live the good life. All the food and lady pandas they want and all they do is get fat and become more endangered.

Whales are just as bad, Shamoo killing it's trainer ..... wasn't surprised at all.

Free Willy?! He was a cunt too.

Don't even get me started on Sharks... Jaws was a wanker if ever I saw one.

Yh, imagine trying to kick a unicorn. Wouldn't be much fun

Enough already with the perfect puppy

not really... more MORE!

Also not fond of Koalas. Yes I know they are beloved icons but they are as shit too. they eat eucalyptus and hug tourists

Ooh, am I allowed to kick Jeremy Paxman?

I like penguins! They're always immaculately dressed! Although now you come to mention it a tuxedo is a bit pretentious for catching fish...

I will have you know the Wilbury is here and thriving on biscuits , I do however travel a bit .

Aww Willy was lovely!

perfect puppy

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! at HullyGully the dog.

No I couldn't kick that coochy-coo wickle face :(

OK just scruffy dogs then. The ones who have hair like Jon Bon Jovi c.1985 and a permenent expression that just says "I am so fucking stupid". I do them in alright.

He can read, too.

Damn that's a big bosom

I like jaws. He ate lots of tourists