I'm not jealous-13 year old me was sooooo going to marry him and have his babies
Life didn't exactly work out that way...
(I can confirm I'm not his wife!)
Many years ago,my db and I had nipped to the local petrol station at the end of our parents street for sweets
We where next in line in the queue when a bloke wrapped up from head to foot in shiny black (he looked like hed wrapped himself in bin bags) with a cowboy hat perched on top (you could only see his eyes) stomped in,grabbed what he needed,pushed us out of the way,paid and stomped out
We genuinely thought he was Michael jackson-and where very disappointed to learn from the cashier it was the actor who played Joe sudgen from emmerdale (then emmerdale farm)
He must have been boiling as this was in the middle of a heatwave
I can still see this shiny black figure with his hat slowly walking down the street
Nasty git-i still cannot believe he pushed two young kids out of his way