'It might be a regional thing but "the king kept his hand on his ha'penny" conjures up a very bizarre image for me and Burnham wearing the king's ha'penny would require some type of surgery.'
For both Queen Caroline and Prime Minister Andrea Burnham. The phrase refers to a woman's virginity.
I'm energised by the speech. I'm hopeful, which is nice because I'm generally quite cynical. Glad there were no football references.