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The King of Crazytown Can't Control The Chaos - Trump Thread #159

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Spandauer · 31/03/2026 17:54

“Whether you’re a military analyst or a political analyst, whether you’re in the Democratic or Republican party, there’s a reality here. Donald Trump has met the moment of truth. The kind of fictional life that he’s led and evoked over the last four or five decades has now been unmasked as a deadly drama. It’s going to cost the lives of so many people. It’s going to devastate the US economy and the regional economy. It’s going to set back America and its standing in the world. It’s a horrific moment.”
Larry Jacobs, director of the Center for the Study of Politics and Governance at the University of Minnesota.

Heaven Obi-Wan Kenobi help us. You're our only hope.

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TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 06/04/2026 18:39

Hegseth is the superlative arse-licker. I don't think anyone has ever seen such magnificent...

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:53

Vast mountain, bushes, trees.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:03

We have goggles ... the best in the world.

TheVeloursImgonnaChangeNsoul · 06/04/2026 19:09

AcrossthePond55 · 06/04/2026 18:37

Oh, FML. Between Scrotus and Kegsbreath I'm on bullshit overload.

You have my sympathies us in the UK are watching from afar even though what Trump does affects us.
I couldn't imagine living amongst what him and his goons inflict on the US populace.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:09

UIE - where's that Don?

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:10

He's now saying he somehow foresaw 9/11. FFS.

zantez · 06/04/2026 19:16

He needs to be gagged, then sectioned.

TheVeloursImgonnaChangeNsoul · 06/04/2026 19:16

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:10

He's now saying he somehow foresaw 9/11. FFS.

He must be on some heavy medication..looney tunes.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:18

It's taken him this long to start slagging off the UK!

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:19

I'm a businessman first - you don't say.

MrTiddlesTheCat · 06/04/2026 19:21

It's all kind of falling into place now. He tried to do that really fucking stupid thing we all said was really fucking stupid, sneak in and steal the uranium, under the guise of a rescue mission. The Iranians showed him how he isn't actually living out a Hollywood movie and handed him his arse on a plate. And that's where the sweary rage post came from. Now he's straight up lying to hide the fact he was stupid enough to even try it.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:22

It's ok everyone, he's not going to try for 2028, he's going to be President of Venezuela instead.

RafaistheKingofClay · 06/04/2026 19:41

He’s been talking about predicting 9/11 for a while now. Didn’t he write it in a book or something? I’m sure someone debunked it last year.

MsJinks · 06/04/2026 19:51

I’m only reading the bbc summary - I can’t bear to hear him - and now I’ve seen that clip of him talking next to Beastly Bunny I may get scared - what a creepy photo.

He likes the idea of tolls - but for the US to impose of course - wish Iran hadn’t put that idea in his head - whilst he can never toll the strait it may be a side hustle to his tariffs elsewhere.

I hesitate to make any fun of the rescue and airmen but did the guy rise from the dead then! What are they on about? Though if this guy is Jesus shouldn’t he take over from Trump now? Couldn’t be worse I think.

JoshLymanSwagger · 06/04/2026 19:55

RedTagAlan · 06/04/2026 10:32

"Other threads" are breeding like rabbits. Same parents.

Pro Trump war is just not as popular as it once was.

Maybe, but then I don't look at threads started by people who nead a "straits of Bonespurs" jacket. 🤷🏻‍♀️

DH is on a lot of heart drugs, I don't want to "go off on one" and raise his bp again

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:56

Is he still talking? I had to switch to MAFS.

Efacsen · 06/04/2026 20:04

Think he's answering questions from the press

Still drivel

JoshLymanSwagger · 06/04/2026 20:05

@DuncinToffee I'm catching up, but the "quote" from my birthday - I'm going to get iced on next years cake!!

MrTiddlesTheCat · 06/04/2026 20:17

I can't get over him saying the Iranian people like the bombs and are sad when they can't hear them. He's absolutely fucking insane.

placemats · 06/04/2026 20:43

logicisall · 06/04/2026 17:13

Just leaving this here as it makes for amusing reading. The truth will out some day.

https://x.com/RnaudBertrand/status/2040995918192005310?s=20

Jackanory. Scary Jackanory.

placemats · 06/04/2026 20:46

MrTiddlesTheCat · 06/04/2026 20:17

I can't get over him saying the Iranian people like the bombs and are sad when they can't hear them. He's absolutely fucking insane.

He enjoys saying it.

TheVeloursImgonnaChangeNsoul · 06/04/2026 20:48

MrTiddlesTheCat · 06/04/2026 20:17

I can't get over him saying the Iranian people like the bombs and are sad when they can't hear them. He's absolutely fucking insane.

Oh the sound of high explosives going off is soothing.
You're 100%right..he's fucking insane.

notimagain · 06/04/2026 20:56

placemats · 06/04/2026 20:43

Jackanory. Scary Jackanory.

Well....if you want a compare and contrast try reading this story in full...it's a long read but give it a go because it might make's recent events sound fairly tame and even vaguely credible:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_of_Bat_21_Bravo

placemats · 06/04/2026 20:57

notimagain · 06/04/2026 20:56

Well....if you want a compare and contrast try reading this story in full...it's a long read but give it a go because it might make's recent events sound fairly tame and even vaguely credible:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_of_Bat_21_Bravo

Edited

The Jackanory refers to the Trump discourse.

notimagain · 06/04/2026 21:02

placemats · 06/04/2026 20:57

The Jackanory refers to the Trump discourse.

I sort of got that but it's still maybe worth being aware that what is being claimed isn't that outlandish, despite the way the story is being told by some.

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