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The King of Crazytown Can't Control The Chaos - Trump Thread #159

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Spandauer · 31/03/2026 17:54

“Whether you’re a military analyst or a political analyst, whether you’re in the Democratic or Republican party, there’s a reality here. Donald Trump has met the moment of truth. The kind of fictional life that he’s led and evoked over the last four or five decades has now been unmasked as a deadly drama. It’s going to cost the lives of so many people. It’s going to devastate the US economy and the regional economy. It’s going to set back America and its standing in the world. It’s a horrific moment.”
Larry Jacobs, director of the Center for the Study of Politics and Governance at the University of Minnesota.

Heaven Obi-Wan Kenobi help us. You're our only hope.

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logicisall · 06/04/2026 18:17

Just pity the other blokes forced to stand next to him (not Hegseth tho)

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:17

Kegsbreath looks like a schoolkid who's outgrown his blazer.

TokyoSushi · 06/04/2026 18:17

On about sandy wet sand now…

notimagain · 06/04/2026 18:18

Fundamentally those armed forces that do Combat Search and Rescue (CSAR) or even a hint of it (e.g some evasion and associated training) are really keen on details of methods, protocols and techniques not getting into the public domain.

Even in peace time attend some courses and the attendees may well be very firmly reminded of the security grading of the course and told nothing gets discussed outside the confines of the course.

There is therefore no way, especially with the conflict ongoing, that anyone is going to publish an accurate account of the rescues...the press and SM commentators can belly ache all they want...they'll be lucky to get more than a vague outline and frankly the CSAR folks will be quite happy if thz media start getting distracted by theories about Uranium recovery...

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:19

3 helicopters. THREE!

logicisall · 06/04/2026 18:19

They rebuilt the planes , all three of them in ten minutes.

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 06/04/2026 18:19

SerendipityJane · 06/04/2026 18:09

Well neither did Nixon.

Slobodan Milošević - I'm innocent. Trump- it's a witch hunt.

Not me guv. Some other fucker did it.
Dog ate my homework.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:20

Oops, he's going off-script.

logicisall · 06/04/2026 18:20

To Trump, choppers and planes are the same thing.

TokyoSushi · 06/04/2026 18:20

I think that’s the thing that you have to cling on to, he is not America, they are still an amazing nation, that can do incredible things, just look at NASA, absolutely unbelievable the skill, intelligence, decency & decorum they have there. Just trying to convince myself that this too shall pass…

logicisall · 06/04/2026 18:21

Maduro now!

logicisall · 06/04/2026 18:21

God was watching us. It was Easter

logicisall · 06/04/2026 18:22

I'm off to watch a movie now.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:23

Damn that leaker!

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 06/04/2026 18:24

Don't blame you @logicisall .
Enjoy!
I can't follow this at all but maybe I just have a very sensitive Trumpshit filter now. It's had a lot of practice.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:24

Millions of people were looking. Millions!

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 06/04/2026 18:25

Nobody's ever seen anything like it.
How many times has he said that?

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:26

Not a runway, a farm, a field, SAND!

SerendipityJane · 06/04/2026 18:27

People might want to look into "helium" "Qatar" and read about the impending techbro crisis as chip manufacture stops

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 06/04/2026 18:31

President with courage - mate you're an idiot and you're licking another idiot's arse.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:32

I don't have enough alcohol.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:33

Fuck Off Pete.

ticktock19 · 06/04/2026 18:36

and take your resurrection story with you too

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 18:36

Colonel = Jesus.

Subtle.

AcrossthePond55 · 06/04/2026 18:37

Oh, FML. Between Scrotus and Kegsbreath I'm on bullshit overload.

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