The King of Crazytown Can't Control The Chaos - Trump Thread #159

[Spandauer]

“Whether you’re a military analyst or a political analyst, whether you’re in the Democratic or Republican party, there’s a reality here. Donald Trump has met the moment of truth. The kind of fictional life that he’s led and evoked over the last four or five decades has now been unmasked as a deadly drama. It’s going to cost the lives of so many people. It’s going to devastate the US economy and the regional economy. It’s going to set back America and its standing in the world. It’s a horrific moment.”
Larry Jacobs, director of the Center for the Study of Politics and Governance at the University of Minnesota.

Heaven Obi-Wan Kenobi help us. You're our only hope.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5506514-bored-of-peace-lets-mambo-trump-thread-158?page=9

A prediction.

With the markets irreparably broken, and economic indicators move further into the danger zone, Trump will call on his billionaire buddies to release some cash to help the snowballing CoL crisis. Because he will see that as the only think that will do what he says (Iran choosing to remain contrary).

At that point, all these zillionaires will trigger their "dump Trump" off ramp.and crown a very "know what side your bread is buttered" J.D. Vance as POTUS.

Unless the cunt club suggest to Trump the price of their help is to dump Vance first, and then "forget" about their deal as they install the next POTUS.

If anyone from Netflix is reading, I have this ready to go in a 6 part one series format.

Thanks OP, pmk.

Parking a 👑 here, just to remind His Majesty to pack it with his medals and military uniforms.🤞🏻

Murky Buckets for the new thread.

Thanks for the new thread @Spandauer. Sorry we need it.

I've just had a look at another thread on here about the war. Oh my.

I've just got in from work and seen the news about sending military resources to the Gulf.

No, absolutely fucking not, labour is making the wrong move here and need to back the fuck away.

Letting America use bases here I'm OK with, letting them fly deadly missiles over my home fucked me right off and I am not OK with if they want to use us for refuelling, or to transit planes, then I get it. Using us to launch missiles puts us in the line of fire and this is not OK.

America is not a good ally and if the government think they are, then they need to get fucking grip. We need to join Europe in saying no. Starmer needs to find his balls.

And the King's visit should be cancelled ASAP.

Trump can fuck off.

Yes this is sweary, but thats how I feel about being taken into an illegal war by stealth.

Thanks for the new thread by the way.

Quick someone, get @Llttledrummergirl a drink!!

Thanks @Spandauer .
I think I need a drink. Even though alcohol does bugger all for me these days. Even though I hardly ever drink TBH. I just bloody well need one. And I need a good ol' swear, too.
Fuck Trump and anyone who's ever greased his horrible palm. And Pootin and every single fucker that kow-tows to him.
OK.
DH is pouring me a malbec. Didn't bat an eyelid when I asked him to.
Sipping at my drink, he is. Liquid velvet apparently.
Bloody good job too. Bottoms up. 🍷

Thanks for the new thread

You just wonder each day what these people have in store for you next.

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3miegjwm3k22a

Oh I see I've inadvertently joined the sweary alcohol zeitgeist while I was fannying around composing my post. 😂

Well that's unusual to say the least.

He's doing nipples all wrong. 🙄

I literally just came here to post about this. I was assuming it wasn't true, but apparently it is. You can't make these people up.

@SerendipityJane Secondary character plotline for your netflix series?

https://wbznewsradio.iheart.com/content/2026-03-31-kristi-noem-breaks-silence-on-husbands-alleged-double-life/

Bigly placemark for later.

Thanks @Spandauer

“Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” the statement reads

🙄

"Has the west tit the least bit the best of the east tit, or is it a trick of perspective?"

Thanks for the new thread.

He looks a right tit!

Who could have predicted a bit of male breasticle would cheer things up around here? Not I! 😂

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Place marking and thanks for the new thread @Spandauer

It's an escalation.

My boobs are bigger than yours. What are the neighbors thinking? 🧐

Thanks for the new thread. I'm blaming earlier posters for the fact DH is currently knocking up G&Ts and bowls of nuts.

Noem: Why am I not suprised?

Thanks for the new thread @Spandauer

Well I wasn’t expecting that! Is it Kirsti’s one for #Team Anything But The Epstein Files