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The King of Crazytown Can't Control The Chaos - Trump Thread #159

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Spandauer · 31/03/2026 17:54

“Whether you’re a military analyst or a political analyst, whether you’re in the Democratic or Republican party, there’s a reality here. Donald Trump has met the moment of truth. The kind of fictional life that he’s led and evoked over the last four or five decades has now been unmasked as a deadly drama. It’s going to cost the lives of so many people. It’s going to devastate the US economy and the regional economy. It’s going to set back America and its standing in the world. It’s a horrific moment.”
Larry Jacobs, director of the Center for the Study of Politics and Governance at the University of Minnesota.

Heaven Obi-Wan Kenobi help us. You're our only hope.

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logicisall · 06/04/2026 11:22

Will this thread last till Friday?

BruceAndNosh · 06/04/2026 11:25

The trouble with US regime change is that the "a big boy did it and ran away" defence doesn't make Vance look too good.
Either as VP he was involved in the decision to attack Iran so he agreed with it.
Or he wasn't informed. Makes him look irrelevant.
Or he was informed, objected and was ignored.

Basically he's toast

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 11:26

logicisall · 06/04/2026 11:22

Will this thread last till Friday?

I think that depends on what he says today.

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 06/04/2026 11:30

PerkingFaintly · 06/04/2026 11:14

I'm quite sure Putin has been popping the champagne at this shambles.

We know he has direct phone calls with Trump, and we've seen over the years how skilled he is at directing Trump – to the point Trump publicly announces he believes Putin over the FBI, never mind his utterances on Ukraine.

I've long believed Putin to be egging Trump on in his imperialist ambitions – Greenland, Venezuela.

But the current situation must be beyond Putin's wildest hopes.

Yup.

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 06/04/2026 11:34

placemats · 06/04/2026 10:39

He won't mention Epstein (and if he does, then it's a clear indication that he's losing his mind).

Surely we have had enough clear indications over at least the past year that he is completely demented, without needing this as conclusive evidence?

MushMonster · 06/04/2026 11:40

logicisall · 06/04/2026 11:22

Will this thread last till Friday?

The 48 hours time limit is coming to an end shortly, so there will be lots to comment on! I doubt it it makes it till Friday!

walllaw · 06/04/2026 11:40

DuncinToffee · 06/04/2026 11:21

These are the Twitter/X accounts with the most engagement so far in 2026. I suppose I had some intuition for how bad it was, but jeez, this is what you get when the ecosystem is broken.

[Original post](https://nitter.net/NateSilver538/status/2040909183525048638)

(note that Russia Today being classed as “neutral”)

I saw that. Kevin Kruse made some good points about that

https://bsky.app/profile/kevinmkruse.bsky.social/post/3mirydod6xc2s

Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social)

You probably have all those big red accounts blocked. Good for you. But you're still marinating in a media ecosystem shaped by their posts. It might just be a vague sense that "regular people hate _____" or "all the Democrats do is ______" but it's...

https://bsky.app/profile/kevinmkruse.bsky.social/post/3mirydod6xc2s

placemats · 06/04/2026 11:45

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 06/04/2026 11:34

Surely we have had enough clear indications over at least the past year that he is completely demented, without needing this as conclusive evidence?

Can't argue with that.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 11:48

He'll be so pumped full of god knows what this afternoon, he'll probably start dancing. Or re-enact the rescue.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 11:56

Or we might get Mogadon Don, droning away. Can't wait.

SerendipityJane · 06/04/2026 12:02

I wonder if the truth Trump is hiding is his conversion to Judaism. It's the only thing I think that he knows MAGA would never forgive. We've all seen the end of The Man Who Would Be King.

So riddle me this: what could theses files contain that would confirm the question beyond all doubt ?

RedTagAlan · 06/04/2026 12:27

SerendipityJane · 06/04/2026 12:02

I wonder if the truth Trump is hiding is his conversion to Judaism. It's the only thing I think that he knows MAGA would never forgive. We've all seen the end of The Man Who Would Be King.

So riddle me this: what could theses files contain that would confirm the question beyond all doubt ?

The golden shower tapes. Or a copy. Putin has the originals. He keeps them in a gold chest on his desk.

The King of Crazytown Can't Control The Chaos - Trump Thread #159
CaveMum · 06/04/2026 12:32

MushMonster · 06/04/2026 11:40

The 48 hours time limit is coming to an end shortly, so there will be lots to comment on! I doubt it it makes it till Friday!

Edited

Apparently it expires 8pm EST on Tuesday (1am Wednesday our time) so I think we’ll probably be on a new thread by then.

RedTagAlan · 06/04/2026 12:43

CaveMum · 06/04/2026 12:32

Apparently it expires 8pm EST on Tuesday (1am Wednesday our time) so I think we’ll probably be on a new thread by then.

Subtract flight time for his bombers from the UK too. If the bombers take off when they need to etc. The plane fans will put it all together.

RedTagAlan · 06/04/2026 12:48

MushMonster · 06/04/2026 11:40

The 48 hours time limit is coming to an end shortly, so there will be lots to comment on! I doubt it it makes it till Friday!

Edited

There will be a couple more "other threads" by Friday to be sure.

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 06/04/2026 13:05

@walllaw alarming as it sounds, I think it's highly plausible. And sickening.

notimagain · 06/04/2026 13:12

walllaw · 06/04/2026 12:54

Sadly, I think Timothy Snyder is right

https://bsky.app/profile/timothysnyder.bsky.social/post/3mirjzigrjc2i

Ok, off to soak up a little nice day atmosphere while that unusual yellow thing in the sky lasts! Hope everyone is having a nice bank holiday.

Interesting thoughts there and his associated substack piece doesn't make for comforting reading either..

snyder.substack.com/p/the-next-coup-attempt

SerendipityJane · 06/04/2026 13:15

RedTagAlan · 06/04/2026 12:27

The golden shower tapes. Or a copy. Putin has the originals. He keeps them in a gold chest on his desk.

No. I've discounted anything prurient. After all, it's clear most Americans are very comfortable with a predatory paedophile as President. So whatever is being held over him won't be that.

SerendipityJane · 06/04/2026 13:30

Have seen some suggestions that the Whitehouse "bunker" is a hospital ....

RedTagAlan · 06/04/2026 14:03

SerendipityJane · 06/04/2026 13:15

No. I've discounted anything prurient. After all, it's clear most Americans are very comfortable with a predatory paedophile as President. So whatever is being held over him won't be that.

Ahh. But my thinking is that Epstein was involved in that. Sorry, I should have said.

RedTagAlan · 06/04/2026 14:05

SerendipityJane · 06/04/2026 13:30

Have seen some suggestions that the Whitehouse "bunker" is a hospital ....

So that's what happened to the hospital ship that never got to Greenland. Ahh.

DuncinToffee · 06/04/2026 14:51

News Eye
@newseye.bsky.social
A Reddit user has meticulously kept a diary of Trump’s daily victory claims. It should form part of every historical archive on the planet. Brace yourself, here goes 🧵👇

Mar 3: "We won the war”
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran”
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran”
Mar 10: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over”
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet”
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help”
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO”
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz”
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz”
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not. Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." ENDS

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