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The King of Crazytown Can't Control The Chaos - Trump Thread #159

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Spandauer · 31/03/2026 17:54

“Whether you’re a military analyst or a political analyst, whether you’re in the Democratic or Republican party, there’s a reality here. Donald Trump has met the moment of truth. The kind of fictional life that he’s led and evoked over the last four or five decades has now been unmasked as a deadly drama. It’s going to cost the lives of so many people. It’s going to devastate the US economy and the regional economy. It’s going to set back America and its standing in the world. It’s a horrific moment.”
Larry Jacobs, director of the Center for the Study of Politics and Governance at the University of Minnesota.

Heaven Obi-Wan Kenobi help us. You're our only hope.

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notimagain · 02/04/2026 09:30

countrygirl99 · 02/04/2026 09:18

More likely to be targeted by Israel than Iran.

Those aircraft dispersed to Cyprus right at the start of the conflict, well advertised, well known.

Not quite sure why at this stage of proceedings they would come on for special attention by any of the combatants.

MumToad · 02/04/2026 09:37

walllaw · 02/04/2026 07:28

Then I am going to feel a little bad for adding to your misery by planting the idea that his mouth looks like an anus when he talks... 😅

Give me strength ... it really looks like an anus ... watching him talk will never be the same again

walllaw · 02/04/2026 09:38

General Mark Hertling seems pretty alarmed

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MagpiePi · 02/04/2026 09:57

walllaw · 02/04/2026 07:28

Then I am going to feel a little bad for adding to your misery by planting the idea that his mouth looks like an anus when he talks... 😅

That is one of the many reasons why I can't watch when he comes on the TV. And the eye narrowing thing that I think he thinks makes him look thoughtful. I often have to turn the sound off too as I can't stand his whiney, faux wistful voice, minimal vocabulary and complete lack of coherence.
He just makes my skin crawl.

PerkingFaintly · 02/04/2026 10:17

Thank you those who took one for the team by watching and reporting last night.

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 10:22

CaveMum · 02/04/2026 08:07

Thanks for the link @walllaw, seems the phrase “frying pan, fire” is apt.

Also thanks @RedTagAlan for the reassurance on the planes.

From memory, the A10 planes are retired from front line ground support. Old design and anti aircraft tech has overtaken it. I think some are kept in the US national guard. It just so happens that they are ok for shooting boats ( and maybe drones) .I suspect there happened to a US Air National Guard group over there on deployment ( on a jolly I think is the correct term).

For tank busting, their original role, they have been overtaken. The F35 I think, and missile tech.

SerendipityJane · 02/04/2026 10:25

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 10:22

From memory, the A10 planes are retired from front line ground support. Old design and anti aircraft tech has overtaken it. I think some are kept in the US national guard. It just so happens that they are ok for shooting boats ( and maybe drones) .I suspect there happened to a US Air National Guard group over there on deployment ( on a jolly I think is the correct term).

For tank busting, their original role, they have been overtaken. The F35 I think, and missile tech.

Well without European air space and bases, it seems the US will need short range airplanes that are capable of long range flight.

logicisall · 02/04/2026 11:15

There is obviously no intention for a negotiated peace.

A senior Iranian official involved in talks to end the war was critically injured in an air strike on Thursday, according to Iranian media reports.
Kamal Kharazi, an adviser to the government and former foreign minister, was reportedly working with Pakistan on possible US-Iran negotiations.
He was targeted at his home in Tehran in a joint US-Israeli strike early on Thursday, according to Iranian newspapers Shargh, Etemad and Ham Mihan. The strike also killed his wife, reports said.
(Telegraph)

Trump’s negotiators running out of options on Iran

Former diplomats say the US’s willingness to tout force may fatally undermine talks

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2026/03/27/trump-iran-negotiation-war/

logicisall · 02/04/2026 11:21

SerendipityJane · 02/04/2026 10:21

The UK proves GPS without satellites. Not for sale to the US

No wonder Musk has an ipo for SpaceX.

persephonia · 02/04/2026 11:33

Don't trains tend to know where they are because they are on tracks though... I am probably missing a lot

PickAChew · 02/04/2026 11:37

walllaw · 02/04/2026 07:28

Then I am going to feel a little bad for adding to your misery by planting the idea that his mouth looks like an anus when he talks... 😅

After scrubbing mould off the grouting around the bath, this morning, it dawned on me what the orange colour is.

logicisall · 02/04/2026 11:39

US moves troops to hotels in Middle East – seemingly in violation of its own rules of war: report
US rules of war state that forces should make an effort to distinguish themselves from civilians to mitigate casualties

How Trumpian.

SerendipityJane · 02/04/2026 11:42

persephonia · 02/04/2026 11:33

Don't trains tend to know where they are because they are on tracks though... I am probably missing a lot

Proving you know exactly where you are is a great test for GPS. No better way than a train.

Also trains go into tunnels out of GPS range. So it's great way to check that the before and after tunnel non-radio GPS aligns with the old fashioned GPS. You know. Yesterdays model.

SerendipityJane · 02/04/2026 11:43

logicisall · 02/04/2026 11:39

US moves troops to hotels in Middle East – seemingly in violation of its own rules of war: report
US rules of war state that forces should make an effort to distinguish themselves from civilians to mitigate casualties

How Trumpian.

Well Saddam showed how useful human shields can be (also a well known Israeli strategy I believe).

namechangedtemporarily123 · 02/04/2026 12:22

SerendipityJane · 02/04/2026 11:42

Proving you know exactly where you are is a great test for GPS. No better way than a train.

Also trains go into tunnels out of GPS range. So it's great way to check that the before and after tunnel non-radio GPS aligns with the old fashioned GPS. You know. Yesterdays model.

I think my stepson develops this technology (he’s very clever) working for a British company. I think there are a few companies working on this kind of thing.

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 12:31

Yeah. So much for this thing that the good guys make sure all their bases/ equipment/ soldiers are all in the middle of nowhere, miles from any civilians.

And police, government members, civil servants. All legitimate targets apparently, they too should be out in the sticks alone. Teachers too thinking about it. They work for the regime. And now power station workers, bus drivers, desalination plant workers.

notimagain · 02/04/2026 12:36

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 10:22

From memory, the A10 planes are retired from front line ground support. Old design and anti aircraft tech has overtaken it. I think some are kept in the US national guard. It just so happens that they are ok for shooting boats ( and maybe drones) .I suspect there happened to a US Air National Guard group over there on deployment ( on a jolly I think is the correct term).

For tank busting, their original role, they have been overtaken. The F35 I think, and missile tech.

The whole A-10 saga is a long one, basically the Army like them 'cos they work - firepower, long loiter time and other stuff...the USAF maybe more keen replacing it with fast stuff.

Anyhow as you say there are some that are still in active service and very useful at times in the Close Air Support role and could be useful anti-drone

There's been footage around of operating overland against insurgents in Iraq in the last few days, exactly the sort of thing they were designed for.

Not sure whether there are any regular USAF units left operating them or if they're all Air National Guard.

trumpisruin · 02/04/2026 12:51

I have reiki level 2, I will focus the energy on his aorta so that it bursts.

HeddaGabbles · 02/04/2026 12:55

trumpisruin · 02/04/2026 12:51

I have reiki level 2, I will focus the energy on his aorta so that it bursts.

Don’t be ridiculous. Reiki is not intended to harm and attack.
You shouldn’t be using it at all if that’s your mindset. It isn’t funny either.

trumpisruin · 02/04/2026 13:36

HeddaGabbles · 02/04/2026 12:55

Don’t be ridiculous. Reiki is not intended to harm and attack.
You shouldn’t be using it at all if that’s your mindset. It isn’t funny either.

I have the energy focussed on his aorta right now.
I just need to turn it up a bit and all the blood in his rancid rotten body will shoot out of his eyeballs, thus saving all of humanity.
I will then be the new messiah 😇

JoshLymanSwagger · 02/04/2026 13:57

None - nothing! Useless orange orange.
Pretty disappointed tbh, but then I live in Hope... die in Caergwrle as an old friend from home used to say.

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 02/04/2026 14:35

trumpisruin · 02/04/2026 13:36

I have the energy focussed on his aorta right now.
I just need to turn it up a bit and all the blood in his rancid rotten body will shoot out of his eyeballs, thus saving all of humanity.
I will then be the new messiah 😇

Please do it. Do it. Do it.
Fuck me if we can't make jokes about Mangopoop popping his clogs I'm sunk.

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 14:40

trumpisruin · 02/04/2026 13:36

I have the energy focussed on his aorta right now.
I just need to turn it up a bit and all the blood in his rancid rotten body will shoot out of his eyeballs, thus saving all of humanity.
I will then be the new messiah 😇

Nah. Stuff like this is just nah. Remember this is a public forum.

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