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The King of Crazytown Can't Control The Chaos - Trump Thread #159

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Spandauer · 31/03/2026 17:54

“Whether you’re a military analyst or a political analyst, whether you’re in the Democratic or Republican party, there’s a reality here. Donald Trump has met the moment of truth. The kind of fictional life that he’s led and evoked over the last four or five decades has now been unmasked as a deadly drama. It’s going to cost the lives of so many people. It’s going to devastate the US economy and the regional economy. It’s going to set back America and its standing in the world. It’s a horrific moment.”
Larry Jacobs, director of the Center for the Study of Politics and Governance at the University of Minnesota.

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MrTiddlesTheCat · 02/04/2026 14:41

I just saw an article about him being compared to Jesus. The first comment: 'It's Good Friday tomorrow, let's nail the fucker to a tree and see what happens'. 🤣

walllaw · 02/04/2026 14:42

MrTiddlesTheCat · 02/04/2026 14:41

I just saw an article about him being compared to Jesus. The first comment: 'It's Good Friday tomorrow, let's nail the fucker to a tree and see what happens'. 🤣

😂

AcrossthePond55 · 02/04/2026 14:53

I only lasted until I heard the words 'Never before in history....' and felt my teeth clench and my shoulders tense up. Whenever he utters "Never before in....." it's always followed by self-aggrandizing lies and bullshit and I thought "I really don't need to hear his shit, I have to hear it about every damn day on the news" so I changed the channel. Besides, I knew y'all would give me the gist; 'nothing burger' and 'bullshit' is all I need to know.

AcrossthePond55 · 02/04/2026 14:56

Scrotus has been pissed at The Boss since he sent him a cease and desist on using Born in the USA at his rallies.

Plus whenever he reads about him he turns red and shouts "I'M THE BOSS! I'M THE BOSS!!!!"

JoshLymanSwagger · 02/04/2026 15:17

Yeah.

Hey Pot, this is Kettle, the original BOSS - You're Orange, have less money than your Daddy left ya with a mouth that looks like an anus, and I have more talent in my toenail clippings than you've ever had to endure - possibly because of your bone spurs

HOW DARE HE DIS THE BOSS.
🤬

BruceAndNosh · 02/04/2026 15:22

MrTiddlesTheCat · 02/04/2026 14:41

I just saw an article about him being compared to Jesus. The first comment: 'It's Good Friday tomorrow, let's nail the fucker to a tree and see what happens'. 🤣

He wouldn't return after three days either.
It would be "two to three weeks" ie never

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 15:26

Is it Trumps fantastic powers of persuasion, or just plain old political ambition ?

Article here about if Trump can take the US out of NATO by himself, but it turns out there is a law, dating from just 2023 that stops him. And re that law :

"The bill was co-sponsored by then-Sen. Marco Rubio, who is now the US secretary of state, and Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia. It was later passed as part of the 2024 National Defense Authorization Act."

I can imagine that conversation :

Trump : " Little Marco, get us out of NATO, here is my exec order"

Rubio ( with tears in his eyes): " Sir, you can't take us out because... erm"

Can Donald Trump singlehandedly withdraw the US from NATO? | CNN Politics

Can Donald Trump singlehandedly withdraw the US from NATO? | CNN Politics

For years, President Donald Trump has voiced sharp criticism of NATO, including a slew of statements since the beginning of the Iran war. In two recent interviews, he has said he would consider taking the significant step of withdrawing the United Stat...

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/politics/can-donald-trump-withdraw-the-us-from-nato?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc&recs_exp=most-popular-article-end&tenant_id=popular.en

SerendipityCat · 02/04/2026 15:28

Jesus, that’s a depressing read. Trump’s never grown out of being a playground bully, has he?
“Well, you look like a wrinkled prune and your music’s boring, and I never wanted to be your friend anyway, so there!” He might just as well have followed it with “You smell and your mom’s fat”, which is about the level of his rhetoric. He’s just an all-round nasty fucker, isn’t he?

JoshLymanSwagger · 02/04/2026 15:35

SerendipityCat · 02/04/2026 15:28

Jesus, that’s a depressing read. Trump’s never grown out of being a playground bully, has he?
“Well, you look like a wrinkled prune and your music’s boring, and I never wanted to be your friend anyway, so there!” He might just as well have followed it with “You smell and your mom’s fat”, which is about the level of his rhetoric. He’s just an all-round nasty fucker, isn’t he?

Yes.

zantez · 02/04/2026 15:40

SerendipityCat · 02/04/2026 15:28

Jesus, that’s a depressing read. Trump’s never grown out of being a playground bully, has he?
“Well, you look like a wrinkled prune and your music’s boring, and I never wanted to be your friend anyway, so there!” He might just as well have followed it with “You smell and your mom’s fat”, which is about the level of his rhetoric. He’s just an all-round nasty fucker, isn’t he?

He is emulating his supporters, and vice versa. That consoles me somewhat.

JoshLymanSwagger · 02/04/2026 15:40

Am I the only one thinking that there is only one single, solitary person on planet earth (or possibly even in "space") suffering from "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and it's Donald John Trump - also known as "the President" for reasons that simply pass me by...

Or Donny Bone Spurs to the rest of us.

ETA - Does someone have to explain the meaning of Born in the USA to him? not that I'm making any connection between a war thousands of miles from America with a desperate "leader of the free world" whose approval rating has tanked

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 15:54

I just saw a clip of him discussing NATO. When mentioning Macron, he puts on a mocking French accent.

placemats · 02/04/2026 16:01

The only person on the planet suffering from Trump derangement syndrome is, checks notes so step forward, Donald Trump. And it's not curable. Nor is it an actual syndrome. Unlike dementia and Alzheimer's.

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 16:24

placemats · 02/04/2026 16:01

The only person on the planet suffering from Trump derangement syndrome is, checks notes so step forward, Donald Trump. And it's not curable. Nor is it an actual syndrome. Unlike dementia and Alzheimer's.

I don't think the actual dictators need to spend a single moment on him. Putin, Xi. Kim etc... no need for spies or agents or misinformation campaigns. They can just sit back and drink tea. Or Champagne.

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 16:37

Austria now. From Sky just now:

"Austria denies US access to its airspace for military operations
Austria has become the latest country to deny the US from flying its military aircraft over its airspace to carry out operations in the Gulf region.
The Kurier newspaper reports that Austria has denied the US permission to use its airspace for military operations against Iran, citing the country's defence ministry.
Spain and Italy have also taken similar measures to restrict the US military access to their airspace as the war rages on.
Donald Trump has been critical of NATO countries for not joining the war, and while Austria isn't in the alliance, it joins a growing list of countries taking the move."

I saw Ireland is not happy with the Stone Age comment. I think they might do the same.

AcrossthePond55 · 02/04/2026 16:45

placemats · 02/04/2026 16:01

The only person on the planet suffering from Trump derangement syndrome is, checks notes so step forward, Donald Trump. And it's not curable. Nor is it an actual syndrome. Unlike dementia and Alzheimer's.

And unfortunately, it's not terminal.

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 16:46

Handy map attached of blocked airspace.

@notimagain . Will flights UK to mid-east do great circle route sort of thing ?

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 16:48

Img did not attach sorry. Try again.

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SerendipityJane · 02/04/2026 16:48

The Kurier newspaper

It is unfortunate that TRiH have just done the Ku Klux Klan with all their Krazy Komedy spellings, and my mind is still coming back to earth

JoshLymanSwagger · 02/04/2026 16:50

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 15:54

I just saw a clip of him discussing NATO. When mentioning Macron, he puts on a mocking French accent.

Was it "French" or was it more 'Allo Allo!'?

I really cannot tolerate anything else orange today other than my cat, and he's needy but having a nap in the sun.

SerendipityJane · 02/04/2026 16:54

RedTagAlan · 02/04/2026 16:48

Img did not attach sorry. Try again.

Aren't France Poland and German also Trump phobic too ?

I do despair a little at the lack of imagination from our continental cousins. Especially La Belle France which has spent a millennium perfecting ways to irritate English speakers.

It's not too late. but I wouldn't refuse the US use of bases or airspace. But I sure as hell would charge for it. Plus publish a timetable of what days and times it is available to the US. My reasoning being that it would prompt more US media discussion about how the US can't something the US "doesn't need".

walllaw · 02/04/2026 16:57

JoshLymanSwagger · 02/04/2026 16:50

Was it "French" or was it more 'Allo Allo!'?

I really cannot tolerate anything else orange today other than my cat, and he's needy but having a nap in the sun.

Feels like yesterday

One of our dogs has been napping in the sun, and she's too dim to figure out why she's hot now🙄

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AcrossthePond55 · 02/04/2026 16:57

@RedTagAlan

This is the map I found. Excuse my lousy colouring in of Austria. The map was a bit out of date.

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JoshLymanSwagger · 02/04/2026 16:58

SerendipityJane · 02/04/2026 16:54

Aren't France Poland and German also Trump phobic too ?

I do despair a little at the lack of imagination from our continental cousins. Especially La Belle France which has spent a millennium perfecting ways to irritate English speakers.

It's not too late. but I wouldn't refuse the US use of bases or airspace. But I sure as hell would charge for it. Plus publish a timetable of what days and times it is available to the US. My reasoning being that it would prompt more US media discussion about how the US can't something the US "doesn't need".

They said they didn't want a UK Aircraft carrier - that's because they use us as one.

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