What's the first thread you clearly remember reading here?

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And how did it play out?
I must've read thousands of threads over the years must get a hobby but the first thread I have vivid memories of reading was someone complaining because she'd been invited round to her new friends house for a drink one evening but only got offered orange squash.

As far as I remember the general consensus was that she WNBU!

Not the first one I read but one I remember from years ago.. the lady who 'snapped and farted'

Another one who arrived in the midst of moldies and wondered what sort of place I'd entered.

Wasn't very welcoming for newbies.

GetOrfMoiLand posting about her DD getting a moped.
Another of hers on holiday in Egypt with the trots.
I often wonder whether she left or just name changes every few weeks like me.

Jewish fridge is one that stands out.

You're the carcus is another from payback that sticks in my mind.

I believe she left. I was in touch with another poster who knew her moons ago. I met GetOrf at a meet-up - she was lovely.

David and Caroline. She was allegedly dying from a brain tumour. He was sexually propositioning those who offered support on here whilst sending up a dodgy donations page for a charity that never materialised.

Cutted up pear. Legendary.

Bloody hell, I had forgotten that. Or excommunicated it from my head.

Didn’t ‘Your Minge’ end up being fake?