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Utterly stupid jokes that always make you laugh

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BluesandClues · 08/10/2024 17:43

Why are the pixies banned from pharmacy? They’re on apixiban!

It’s such a stupid joke, but it always makes me giggle.

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needtoloseit · 12/07/2025 03:08

Thiswayorthatway · 08/10/2024 19:22

2 sausages in a pan. One says to the other “cor it’s hot in here”, the other one says “f*ck me a talking sausage!”

🤣

NomNomNominativeDeterminism · 12/07/2025 07:39

What do you get if you cross a polar bear with a seal?

A polar bear.

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