Incognito job description (lighthearted)

[jacquec]

I don't like to divulge my occupation openly and instead describe it in a, technically accurate, but unrelated sounding way. Whether you actually do this or not, I thought it'd be interesting to see how people would describe their job if they had to make it sound different, and whether we could guess what the real occupation was from said description.

Mine is that I work with candles.

I draw pictures and then organise them.

Theatre tech?

Oh I want to know all the answers now.

Right, everyone has to come back tomorrow

Moving microscopically tiny volumes of liquid.

Counsellor? The second relationship being with themselves?

I stand still and hand people things

SEO?

Market research? (Giving tasting samples out in shops?).

No @Needapadlockonmyfridge - I'm a scrub nurse working in operating theatres

Correct.

I help normal people to understand really clever people.

I get money from people and turn it into music

I make things as easy as I can so people can understand. I try to make it fun too so they don't lose interest.

Kucinghitam · Today 04:23

Moving microscopically tiny volumes of liquid.

I did ponder pretending to be jolly clever and say, but I can't cheat!

Teacher 😀

Haha!

I work for a terrorist and must meet their constant demands, I don't get any breaks and I have no rights or even a contract

I want this job !

Are you a mum to a small child ? 😂

It’s nowhere near as interesting as it sounds. I’m a recruitment consultant 😂

Nurse/doctor?

Music producer?

How did you guess?? 🤣

Nope!
Music producers don't actually tend to touch anything. They just tell other people what to do!

Sound engineer?