Incognito job description (lighthearted)

[jacquec]

I don't like to divulge my occupation openly and instead describe it in a, technically accurate, but unrelated sounding way. Whether you actually do this or not, I thought it'd be interesting to see how people would describe their job if they had to make it sound different, and whether we could guess what the real occupation was from said description.

Mine is that I work with candles.

Journalist

Feel like you are a family services team manager :L

Fundraiser?

Teacher?

Another high class hooker?

You catalogue DNA samples from crime scenes so that evil perpetrators can be brought to justice one day.

Not a million miles off, cartographer :)

Yep, social work team.

I help young people learn about moving other young people's bodies using their hands and sometimes equipment including things to take a deep breath, things that may make you fall over, things that are stretchy or heavy. I do this so that the young people can tell me why they have done this so when they are with other people who find it difficult to move their body they know what to do.

Far less exciting than that, and that's saying something.

No, I read between the lines on balance sheets and decide whether businesses are a good risk or not.

@Chatillon Dammit. I’ve been sussed.

I used to be a technical manager looking after food to go (and other areas) for a major supermarket!

@blueshoes yes radiographer 😁

Not exactly! Although that kind of works as another incognito description

Nosy in others homes, look at boo boos. Occasionally go over the speed limit when being used as a taxi.

Got a PA number by any chance? 😉

It is to do with evidence but not in that way!

Conservator?

So close! An allied profession. I'm an archivist.
'We collect and preserve historical records and make them available for research' is one way of describing what we do.